He/Him. I really should do more voice-acting, eh? Strictly 18+
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Beating #Silksong gave me the confidence to go back and finally complete the Path of Pain.
And honestly, the Path of Pain was ultimately easier and more forgiving than some of the stuff in Silksong. I feel unstoppable.
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Not me looking through and sorting my tagged images on my hard-drive, only to discover I mislabeled 'Hatsune Miku' as 'Hatsune Mike'.
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Goblin King: "You remind me of the babe."
Goblin: "What babe?"
Goblin King: "The babe with the power."
Goblin: "What power?"
Goblin King: "The power of voodoo."
Goblin: "Who do?
Sebulba: "Poodoo!"
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Define: Quality Time
Answer: Spending hours with my spouse discussing who would win between the Stranger Things Mind-Flayer, and the Yeerks from Animorphs.
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Me: "Finally, they have Red Dead Redemption on Steam. I can actually play the game."
Red Dead Redemption on Steam: "Install Epic Games Client and the Rockstar Game Launcher."
Me: "Well, guess I won't be playing Red Dead Redemption after all."
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"Hold the Phone, Ponce de Leon" is a line so clever that it single-handedly made my night, and despite the absolute KNOB who uttered it, I want to incorporate it into my lexicon from now on.
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Finally playing Mario Odyssey for the first time.
Being a years-long DougDoug fan has made it extremely difficult to take the opening portion of the game seriously haha
Soon as I heard that music, I was like 'OOooohhh...'
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"The violence of the murder and the vastness of the bosom are entirely justified artistically."
- The Bloody Murder of the Foul Prince Romero & His Enormous-Bosomed Wife
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100% of the 'Notifications' I have received recently have been from erotica-bots masquerading as people, and they're just mass-liking any post I make that is even vaguely popular.
So glad the person who runs this trainwreck is now poking around in the wires of the USA's govmit.
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Coin
Operated Coin
Coin that only works
When you pay a coin
That's a bank card
Straight up what it is
Why on earth do we
Put up with all this
Our
Coin
Operated Coin
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Koi
Operated Boi
He is full of fish
Stuffed with soggy joy
Toss him out a line
And he swims away
Cause a fisherman
Tends to wreck his day
My
Koi
Operated Boi
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