Will I meet the love of my life at the _____ concert? Hell no. Why would anyone you could possibly love be at a concert? Listening to music? Recording videos? Just the thought of it is making me sick to my stomach. It should make you sick too.
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My hinge likes are all poison supreme and I’m starting to get really scared that I might actually have to start sending likes to men if I ever want to hop on white boy d again
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RT @_chunky_salsa: replied “good song” to ex’s cryptic instagram note
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Hate when you’re on a date and they ask you “So what are you trying to get out of this?” Like broooo you know it’s tweeting material
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Anytime I tweet about men or fucking or anything, know that it’s fabricated for likes because I’m a volcel virgin. However, have you ever listened to Guilty As Sin? We’ve already done it in my head. So it’s hard to say whats truly fiction
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It’s only fun to experience men on the first couple of dates when they’re overly trying to impress you. At like 3 or 4 dates when they actually expect something out of you is your cue. Ghost him then listen to Leonard Cohen on the subway back to your suburbs like you gave a fuck
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It’s been way too long since I’ve hopped on white boy d with my micro bangs and oat latte while calling myself a femcel online
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I’m ethically ambiguous because I’m woke but I wanna fuck on a guy that works for Mr. Beast
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