warning; im insufferable. toast❤️

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I have invites to the other place if anyone or their mutual wants one
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So…my coworker “does better with paper” which, I get I guess and as a result she prints a lot of random stuff out, whatever. But today I find a printed email on my desk that I was cc’d on 🫣🤣
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Ordering myself a new dresser and trying to resist buying everything for a completely new apartment 🥴
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I’ve had POTS so long that when a new med brought my resting heart rate down to normal level(58) I got scared the first time I noticed
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Who needs a palate cleanser?
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I spotted him like this multiple times today, I think he realized he can see through the fabric? 🤣
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Okay can I get an invite to the other app? Looks like most of us went there?
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I have been blessed!
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I can’t remember if I tweeted this but do you remember being a kid and like the thing was just that the men in the family were constantly doing anything to scare the children? Like what is that????
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I get the whole beige baby thing but the thing about babies/kids is while we have all sorts of really cool stuff for them which everyone should go ahead and use if they choose, they also do not need that much Extra Stuff to thrive esp with a halfway decent parent around
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I’m sure there’s more to the actual tiktoker’s whole deal but based on the single picture I saw it looks like a nice little set up for that toddler. A safe fun way to climb and look out the window which is FUN, those cushions can be played with in many ways, a doll house.
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I do not know if there has ever been a clammier boy
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Can a dog BE clammy?? I meant cozier! I need to wash/trim his face this weekend 😖
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Do you ever accidentally act extremely socially awkward at work and then just want to diiiiiiiieeeeeee
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I was fixing a plant that tipped over todayand someone from my department was walking toward me (not purposely, I just was just on the way to where they were going) and I got embarrassed? And said “don’t look at me!” In a weird voice??????
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In my every day life it is extremely common for me to be like “DO NOT WITNESS MY EXISTENCE ” but I do not know these people well enough to act like the freaky little gremlin that I am. Why didn’t I just say “good morning”???
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F kept asking me questions about baguettes and saying things like “what if you cut one all the way in half and made a giant sandwich that would be cRaAaZy” so today I brought one home and bonked him with it
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(Then I toasted and buttered some of it and he thought it was amazing)
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