All right everyone, since it's almost college football season, I'm going to let you in on a secret: NCAA football coaches are all members of the FBI Witness Protection Program. They're given a ridiculous name and spend years learning how to coach at the college level. 1/x

𝙎𝙐𝙋𝙀𝙍𝙎𝙏𝘼𝙍 𝘽𝘼𝙏𝙏𝙇𝙀 𝙄𝙉 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝘽𝙊𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙇𝙀 ⚔ DJ Williams leads SIU against the reigning Walter Payton Award winner, Beau Brungard, and Youngstown State in the best quarterback matchup in the country — and it's happening right here in Carbondale! 4 p.m. | Saturday, October 3 | Saluki Stadium 🎟 Saluk.is/siuvsysu Plus, it's Youth Day, and kids get in FREE with the purchase of an adult ticket! Claim your tickets today: siusalukis.com/youthday #MaroonMade | #Salukis

THE PHANTOM SECOND RETURNS

The Cardinals are done for the season. St. Louis fans! Our long National League nightmare is over!

Tag your Legion. Iron Hands. THE FLESH IS WEAK

Show your Viking side WE ARE YOUR GROVERLORDS

#Salukis take their MVFC opener in Murray, Ky. #MaroonMade

SALUKIS WIN!!! @SIU_Football puts 46 on Murray State! 46-6 victory! #RunEmDawgs

Salukis have gone to their third-string QB now that they lead by 40

SIU QB Jake Curry crashes in from the 1-yard line on third-and-goal for the TD. #Salukis lead the #Racers 43-6 in the fourth quarter. #MaroonMade

One quarter to go in Murray, Ky. #Finish #MaroonMade | #Salukis

Announcers said a player is from Eminence High School out of Kentucky. Eminence High School? Please telll me they're called the Fronts.

The SIU-Murray State referee's sound system provided tonight by Charlie Brown's teacher

*checks other scores* OOOOOONNNNNN WISCONSINNNNN

You get a lot of commercials on ESPN+ but I think regular tv still gets more

Okay, so it was a blocked punt for a TD and not a pick six. I swear it looked a QB getting mugged, not a punter.

Another pick by the Salukis! No TD, but it was 30+ yard return.

SIU's Joshua Newkirk grabs the blocked punt and returns it for the TD!! #Salukis lead 22-6 in the second quarter at Murray State. #MaroonMade

PICK SIX SALUKIS

The ESPN Plus camera and sound crews are not bringing their A-games to the SIU - Murray State game. The camera has been off the ball on field goal attempts and the referee sounds like he's talking through a scarf.

They finally changed the f-stop on the game camera. Now you can see that yes, it is SIU and Murray State.