Observations, opinions, sarcasm, & poor attempts at humor. Entertaining, inspirational, sometimes just plain weird. Double doctorate: UTwit & Northworst Sem.

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I think it's weird when an "e" version of a book costs more than a printed version.
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"Fake news" is a worn out phrase that has come to mean "anything I disagree with" or that contradicts what's being said or done. In many cases, "fake news" is absolutely true.
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🎢Every promise, in the book, is mine Every chapter, every verse and every line . . . 🎢 Actually, that's not true. The specific promises to specific people for a specific time are not yours. It's just a catchy tune with bad/false theology.
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You never see negative press/media in North Korea. It's almost like the government controls what is said to the public.
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Trump says AI doesn’t need guardrails, only a β€˜high IQ’ president. Where might we find one of those?
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I mean, have you ever seen them in the same room at the same time?
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So, Donald John Trump tries to bribe American voters with $5,000 if the Republicans win the midterms. Will this be added to the DOGE dividend payment and the tariff refund he promised, or will this be a separate check he has no intention of sending?
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Sure. They laugh at my cargo pants now, but the day will come come when they'll need a ratchet set or a ham sandwich. Then, who will they come running to?
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BREAKING: Jonathan Cahn Identified as the Passenger Attacked by β€œDuct-Taped Man” on Viral Flight 618.
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You know what's a shame? Tutti fruitti ice cream is nearly impossible to find.
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The new Trump dollar will cost you about $1.55 each if you get 100 of them. "Lose a little on every purchase, but make it up on volume."
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Canada is considering renaming the United States as South Canada.
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A sure sign of the total depravity of mankind can be seen in those who do not drain the grease from the browned ground beef when making tacos or sloppy joes.
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The U.S. is now $40 trillion in debt. Just how much is a trillion? 1 million millions. If you would spend one million dollars a day, it would take you nearly 2,740 years to reach $1 trillion. A stack of 40 trillion dollar bills is something like 2.7 million miles tall.
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