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⏱️ 47’ | Goal for @AFCTotton. United are unable to clear the ball, and the Stags rifle home from close range through Hallett. 1-0 🟡 📻 Listen LIVE: tinyurl.com/5fbcx5w3 #tufc | #TOTTOR
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He is English mate, good things don't happen to us.
🚨 Guti suspects the Ballon d'Or was rigged in favour of Harry Kane: 🗣️ "What a coincidence that, for the 70th anniversary, they move the ceremony to London and someone from London wins. Quite a coincidence, isn't it? Does everything seem orchestrated? Absolutely! That's what I've thought about this award for a long time. When they announced Harry Kane, did you see his face? He had never imagined in his life that he would win. I think he expected Lamine Yamal and Mbappé to finish ahead of him. You don't react like that when you receive the Ballon d'Or if you believe you deserved to win it." 😳🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🌕
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Imagine coming 3rd an a tri series with Pakistan and Sri Lanka in 2026
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🚨 COMPLETAMENTE OFICIAL 🚨 Cristiano Ronaldo a sus 41 años quedo en el ranking 1652 del Balón de Oro 2026. ✅️⚽️🏅 IMPRESIONANTE el bicho 👏
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Martin Schindler is just a really likeable guy. Being the first German in a major final is a massive achievement and right now you'd imagine he'd be really disappointed, but knows the significance of what he has just done, having only just snuck into the tournament. Fair play.
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You'd be pretty pissed off if you were sat behind the flag wankers, wouldn't you?
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Why have they let the least authoritative referee have the final? Ross will get no help if the crowd get out of hand.
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John Part would find it disrespectful if Ross Smith does not win the European Championship.
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Schindler narrowly misses the D5 going for D12. Ian Danter: That was nearly in D1.
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Fun fact: If you bet $5 on Gerwyn Price to win this major you will win $0
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MVG and Bunting still get in the Premier League before Smith.
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Gezzy Price when he gets a chance to win a major.
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Gezzy Price when he gets a whiff of winning a major.
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The Gezzy bit is ending tonight, isn't it?
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Littler is going to come out and moan about how he had to play at the same time as United, but he should be grateful.
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Ratajski or Schindler in a major final.
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