Canadian ex-pat now living in the USA. Mostly talk about sports, ttrpg, and fantasy/Sci fi. Work SEO and Digital Marketing - has its ups and downs (wakka wakka)

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My little buddy is so excited about winter. His enthusiasm is only equaled to my unholy contempt for the cold.
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Tough weekend. RIP ๐Ÿ˜”
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I am sorry I have to make such a sad appeal to you all. Please, if you enjoy the work, repost it. Each year itโ€™s a mystery whether the COTW continues. Only through page views does it avoid the axe. Thank you.
83 to go. The Canadiens open their season with a mature effort. It wasnโ€™t spectacular but it was an intelligent road game. The win in Toronto in the season opener of the Call Of The Wilde for Global Montreal globalnews.ca/news/12076632/โ€ฆ
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Hi Pals Daphne is much more of a handful than I thought ๐Ÿ˜…๐ŸซŽ๐Ÿถ Poor Mahm and Pops, she's real good outside and super smart, but she has "Alpha B*tch" energy and challenges them at every turn. But they're a pack now, and all three wouldn't change it for the world ๐Ÿถ๐ŸซŽ๐Ÿ’›๐ŸŒธ
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RIP to the man behind the greatest line read of all time
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Hi Pals It's almost time for Daphne to take over this account. Sorry for the radio silence, Pops has been sick and having a ruff time. ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ Grammy had her bday yesterday, and Daphne had a huge day. She met her cousin Kona, saw her aunties chickens and had her first watermelon!
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My Favourite D&D adventure
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Hi Pals Daphne is a handful for the pawrents, but she's getting better. Last 2 mornings she held her 1 and 2 until she got outside with Pops for her 2nd morning outing. She's getting smarter everyday. She is thoroughly enjoying her Mooseleg from @bunsenbernerbmd too ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿถ๐ŸซŽ
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Pops has reported they did not, in fact, adopt a puppy. She's a baby vampire potato shark. Oops?
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Bacon. Itโ€™s medicinal. ๐Ÿฅ“
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Sorry to all the folks shelling out for GLP-1s when they could have waited for the turbo government diarrhea
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Some Friday wisdom, Pals ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿถ #zshq #dog
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Looks like it's official guys! I sent the text, and Mahmma listened. She and Pops went to see her and they are gonna pick her up July 19th! Say Hello to Daphne! ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’›
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My boy. It was such a joy to be your dad for 6 years.
Told yas, it was a good burger ๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ”
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Mahm and Pops finally got my remains. I'll always have a connection here, and one day I'll send along the next pal to their adventure...not sure when that will be but it'll happen one day ๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿถ๐ŸŒˆ
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After @simmonssteve turned the Chayka press conference into a circus, Iโ€™m convinced the #Leafs front office has collectively decided, โ€œScrew it, weโ€™re not telling these guys anything.โ€ Which would explain why Toronto sports โ€œjournalistsโ€ are now playing NHL Rumour Roulette. Throw Knies, Matthews, the Rangers, Montreal and half the league into a tweet and hope something gets enough engagement. Amazing how quickly โ€œsources sayโ€ turns into โ€œIโ€™m guessing, but please click.โ€ And they wonder why nobody trusts the media anymore. #LeafsForever #LeafsNation
Darren Dreger: Re Maple Leafs: I think John Chayka is listening to interest on Matthew Knies from a lot of different teams, I would throw the Rangers in there, the Canadiens; go down the list - First Up (6/17)
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The Knicks won!! They did it!! ๐Ÿ€ #Knicks #NBA #DogsOfTwitter #DogsOfX
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25 year anniversary of the greatest Cup raise ever
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My Pals We are over 50% of the goal, you all have absolutely floored us with your kindness gofundme.com/f/help-wesson-gโ€ฆ I can only see my oncologist on June 11th. In the meantime, the antibiotics are making me nauseous and I don't want to eat. Any advice would be appreciated ๐Ÿถ๐Ÿถ
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Hi Pals The prognosis isn't good. I have Anaplasmosis from a tick...and it's suspected my cancer is back. I'll be seeing my oncologist ASAP next week. Pops needs some help getting some funds for next week - basically paying off my vet bill from Friday gofund.me/b1349b270
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