I am a pathology resident. At 11:15 on a Thursday night, it seemed like a good idea to start live-tweeting my readings of Sternberg.

"I have a specimen to gross for a service I'm not on!" is the new "I have an exam in a class I forgot I was taking!"
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On a non-grossing service and it took me four days to stop having grossing dreams. WHY?
I'm sorry, Familial amyloid polyneuropathy, but FAP is already taken.
"A variety of biting insects assault humans." F---ing insects. #sternberg