The command center of The Patriarchy. Men get their edicts, news and Male Privileges™ here. A parody of feminism's The Patriarchy. Pronouns: Sir/My Lord.

Omnipresent, yet invisible.
Patriarchy Central is intended to be a parody of "The Patriarchy" of feminist lore, with a twist. The twist is that Patriarchy Central doesn't promote actual violence against women (or men for that matter), as feminists often suggest that "The Patriarchy" does.
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The Patriarchs continue their westward journey through Arizona, passing the Twin Arrows landmark as they head toward California. “So where are we heading, Chief?”
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Yet another good woman loves us at The Patriarchy.
Me when I love the patriarchy & not being real
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And another good woman loves us at The Patriarchy.
I’ve been invited to a special avant-premiere of The Rise of Skywalker this Saturday here in my hometown of Argentina with a post-dinner party included. All paid by a wealthy dude I just met who’s only inviting me because of my good looks ☺️ I love the patriarchy ❤️
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Another good woman loves us at The Patriarchy.
Assuring you that this account is run by me, a woman. It’s true, I love the patriarchy, I think patriarchy is the best system for men, women and children and most importantly, it is God’s will. 👩 😊🤗
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"I love The Patriarchy". Thank you, good woman. ~The Patriarchy
I love civilization. Ergo, I love the patriarchy. Can't have civilization without it. Matriarchal structures never support complex society. Marxists know that they must destroy patriarchy to destroy civilization. So you're brainwashed to hate it
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We didn't do that. ~The Patriarchy
It is terrible how @PatriarchyCtrl has forced this noble lawmaker to sexualise herself for the benefit of The Patriarchy This poor, powerless woman had no agency, no choice in the matter. There is no way she is responsible ...
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"Bring back The Patriarchy". That's a great idea! ~The Patriarchy
Bring back the patriarchy!
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Tales from The Patriarchy is becoming my satirical magnum opus.
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The Patriarchs finally make it to Winslow, Arizona. Naturally, they had to stop and stand on the corner.
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The Patriarchs continue their westward journey through Arizona, with a little music along the way.
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"...the bad behavior of the men isn’t caused by the patriarchy at all." That's correct. ~The Patriarchy
Ladies, many of you complain to me that your husband cheated on you and that bad men have ruined all of your faith and trust in men. If the men in your life abandoned you and betrayed you, the idea of a patriarchy and women having less “rights” must be a terrifying thought. However, what you must understand is that women have been voting for over 100 years. We haven’t seen a “patriarchy” in well over a century if not several, depending on how you define it. Assuming these stories are true, the bad behavior of the men isn’t caused by the patriarchy at all. In fact, no one LOVES to punish bad men more than men. They fantasize about it. They live for it. When the men are back in charge, they will be brutal with bad men. Especially philanderers and adulterers. Good men don’t want sexually immoral men running amock. They don’t want some guy sleeping with their wife. So they harshly punish those men. What they don’t allow you to do, though, is to make up stories about men when you want to exert power(that you don’t have as the weaker sex) over an innocent man to get what you want, whether resources or an outcome. This here is one reason why many of the crazier feminists do NOT want a patriarchy. It’s no longer “believe all women,” but instead, “believe evidence.” So when you get cheated on, or experience a bad man and the courts do nothing, the blame must be placed on feminists and on women.
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Someone has mentioned us at The Patriarchy.
My husband is forcing me to drink water after explaining to me that I have a migraine because I’m dehydrated Is this the patriarchy 🦋
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The Patriarchy was founded by the First Patriarch some 12,000 years ago in a cave in southern Europe at the end of the last Ice Age. Civilization has flourished ever since, but our arch enemies at The Sisterhood have been attacking us ever since.
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The Patriarchs make a new friend in Arizona — and learn that they may have a mutual acquaintance named Thundercloud. I wonder if their paths will cross someday.
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In this video, there is a heretical sign saying "Smash The Patriarchy". This is NOT allowed by us good me of The Patriarchy. How DARE they want to smash us.
In case you ever wondered why feminists are always so angry. #feminism
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The Patriarchs cross into Arizona, where Monument Valley awaits.
Made with AI
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The Patriarchs discover a rather suggestive rock formation in Arches National Park. I’ll leave the jokes to you… in that vein.
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Feminist researcher says evidence-based (empirical) research is part of The Patriarchy in this video. So, what does she have against empirical research, and why is it so bad if it's promoted by us at The Patriarchy. piped.video/-GiefGCZI74
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Why, this cannot be true. This cartoon shows feminists blaming us at The Patriarchy while the pedestal for The Patriarchy is empty. But surely we at The Patriarchy do exist. Or why would we have our own X account?
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