Back to back gym days have sucessfully made everything sore. If I could only have the strength of my 20's with the knowledge of now.

Can all of you older people with the bullshit "student driver" stickers take your next lesson off the Skyway? Just get the fuck off the road as it's obvious you can't swing it.

Haiku night Crazy Clancy killed Crazy women support her So many red flags

Through extensive research I found that there are 2 kinds of slot machines at Hard Rock Tampa. 1. The kind that takes all of your money quickly 2. The kind that takes all of your money really quickly If you like to gamble but really hate the hassle of winning, give them a try

The gov could cut spending so deeply as to be able to pay a trillion dollars off the debt every year, and it would take 40 fucking yrs to pay it off. It's never going to happen. Have a plan for yourself when it won't be profitable to be useless. Buy some BTC, AG and learn shit.

When did it become a thing to workout at the gym with your damn shoes off? Besides how nasty that floor likely is, you know I'm secretly hoping a heavy dumbbell teaches you a lasting lesson.

My proposal to congress The Encouraging Lethal Force Against Felonious Offenders bill. In process of committing a felony? Start blasting. Pay a reward of 2500$ for every year the piece of shit doesn't spend in prison.

Genie: you have one wish Me : For every time Sunny Hostin has ever uttered the words prosecutor or Harvard, an illegal gets zapped back to their home country. Then I go shopping for Cokes at the now empty Costco.

I'm not a big soccer fan, but even I know England played like a bunch of pussies the last 20 min of that game. No one wins by just letting the other team launch shots at your goalie. Enjoy your flights home, don't cry too much.

I used to listen to sports talk radio during my commutes. It's sad that it seems to have become sports gambling talk all the time. Crazy that pro leagues are now partners with gambling companies. No different than alcohol/tobacco billboards with just as severe an impact.

A specal shoutout to the lady that took 30+ minutes between sets on the bench so she could talk to her friends. I don't ever wish harm upon someone, but for you I will make an exception.

If you're spending 5 min between sets at the gym and looking at yor phone the entire time, please just leave so other people can use the machine.

You can take your Dignity act and shove it up your asses. I don't need to hear anymore bullshit about how you want your slave labor from other countries doing menial work that "nobody wants to do". You want out of jail early for good behavoir? Go pick some fucking strawberries

I don't care what you run as, but if your platform is public execution of text and call scammers, I will donate, volunteer, and do whatever I possibly can to get you elected.