Snake in Running Scared

First rule of thumb: never do or visit anything ‘viral’

“Don't believe in the 60's The golden age of pop You glorify the past When the future dries up” Slag U2 if you want but Bono has pulled off some absolute lyrical bangers

Bad enough we are getting tattooed by the Yankees but I gotta listen to frigging Rizzo & Girardi tell me about it every 2 seconds

What a quick hook man

Anthony Rizzo as analyst sucks even worse than Smoltz & A-Rod

Real talk - Whoever coined “drunk as a skunk” was a f*cking genius

This is the near future

Sir Purr

3000 IQ - and yes this works

What???!

I’m sorry but the @Muse animated yeti is pretty great

I knew it all along @Guinness_Global 🍺✅ toadandco.com/blogs/blog/10-…

I drink a lot of beer for professional reasons and I’ve loved Allagash beers for decades but their stout is so hoppy it’s practically an IPA what are we doing

so so sick of @X auto-translation adding “insanely” to every Japanese post when it’s actually ‘very’

You asked for AI, people - you got it. Enjoy.

started using Gemini - embedded in Google search now - a bit just as an experiment and it’s gotten so many basic things wrong (which are easy to check) that I am actually starting to fear for people now who trust it. Even after being corrected, it just makes additional worse mistakes with complete confidence.

2020 was COVID and everyone seemingly losing someone dear. Plus icons like Barry Lopez and John Prine, Kenny Rogers and Sean Connery, gone too soon. That was hard. Now we lose Dolly, Wendell Berry, & Annie Dillard in quick succession. All my heroes are going fast.

12000 IQ cow