The modern Lefts progressive attitude towards sexual relationships has predictably, and irreversibly, resulted in the death of love.
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How come when a farmer gets his arm ripped off by a tractor,he picks it up and takes it to the hospital to get it sewed back on.But when a woman cuts her wrist in the shower she bleeds to death? It's the same vein.
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How come all the Remaniacs,gimps for Gaza, pridemongs and bog harpies,are now piling on the water companies.
Performative outrage.
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Dear health warning advisors. There is no record of anyone having their eyeballs scorched out during an eclipse. It would hurt.
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Freud reasoned that every human action could be whittled down to two basic instincts,Sex and sustenance. Criminal psychologists have noted the emergence of a third basic instinct in modern society.The overwhelming compunction to be validated.
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Our Saturday night bingo caller 'Fat Frankie', suffers with emphysema.When the mic is on full,he sounds like Darth Vader.Our other caller,'Shakey' Stevens,has a pronounced lisp.I'm not sure which is more annoying.
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Before settling down for a game of bingo,I checked my lucky red dabber was working by dabbing it on the beer mat.Satisfied,I put on my glasses ready for eyes down,forgetting I was still holding the dabber. I planted an indelible red spot right in the middle of my forehead.
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The antics of our professional footballers are becoming nothing short of an international embarrassment.I can not think of another 'sport' where such pathetic histrionics would be tolerated.
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A tapestry depicting the genocide of Anglo Saxons by Norman colonialists has been deemed 'safe' to exhibit in the British museum.
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In the local park, this morning the local youth de ide to set fire to an abandoned gypsy caravan.The attending fire officers were cheered on by residents of the adjoining lunatic asylum
The party atmosphere was enhanced by a young hoodie peddling narcotic drugs to all and sundry.
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I'll make no bones,every government since the Blair regime is complicit in the destruction of everything this country once held dear.The current pack is even worse,they are openly mocking us.
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Al Fayed was first brought to the attention of the Crown Prosecution Service in.....2009......Just saying
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It is an unpalatable fact that capitalism relies on the upward transition from poverty to wealth. It is the driving force behind any successful economy.Removing the bottom rungs of the ladder has brought the process to a halt
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The Labour Party spend our money like drunken sailors on shore leave.The British public,regardless of what you have been told,have consistently, overwhelmingly,voted for austerity and fiscal responsibility.
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Who promoted our celebrities to be the arbiters of Western morality? They sing and dance for money because they don't want to work for a living like the rest of us plebs.
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