Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.

SORRY IF THIS OFFENDS STORE MANAGERS, BUT I'M DONE. I just pulled $140 worth of groceries off the shelf, carried them across the store, scanned every item myself at a self-checkout kiosk, bagged every single item, and tapped my own card. Then the machine screen flipped around and asked: "Would you like to round up your total to donate to corporate charity?" ABSOLUTELY NOT. You eliminated 12 cashier jobs to cut corporate payroll, forced me to provide free manual labor for 15 minutes just to buy food, and now you want ME to fund your tax write-off? If I'm doing the work of an employee, give me a 10% self-checkout discount at checkout. Stop asking for tips and donations at kiosks where I did 100% of the work.

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

Why are National Guard troops in Washington D.C standing in front of a ballot drop box like they’re guarding it! This seems like it would be against 18 US code 592 which makes it a federal crime for any Military officer to be at any general or special Election polling place & ballot box.

If Social Security is shut down, I want a complete refund of every penny I contributed since the age of 15 with interest

We’re about to sleepwalk into a gravely dangerous nuclear deal with Saudi Arabia, and not enough people are talking about this. Here’s what’s happening (thread)

Never forget about this tweet…

Iran taking out L.A. & San Diego would be a small price to pay??? Fuck you, Trump. Commander-in-Chief, my ass! We've served . . . we fought. You haven't. EVER. Chickenshit draft dodging asshole. #VoteBlue San Diego Yankees Falcons Boone

San Diego is not collateral damage. We are not expendable. And we are never a "small price to pay." Keep our city out of your reckless war talk.

For the #MAGA folks who actually believe @POTUS (lol) Less than 1% of Americans are receiving a check @realDonaldTrump

Paying for votes, buying his way with our tax dollars. GTFOH

🚨 THE WNBA HAS BEEN CORNERED BY ITS OWN RULEBOOK. Everyone witnessed what happened in Game 2. The footage has been dissected, the rules have been exposed, and the entire basketball community is now waiting for the WNBA to do what a legitimate professional sports league is obligated to do. The NBA has repeatedly demonstrated that crossing the player-fan boundary carries serious consequences, regardless of intent or provocation. And let's be absolutely clear about NBA precedent. Isaiah Thomas received TWO games for entering the stands to confront fans without physical violence. Antonio Davis received FIVE games, and DJ Mbenga received SIX. Both entered the stands over concerns involving family members. A'ja Wilson's actions were considerably worse on all counts. Now explain why the WNBA should operate under a different standard when its MVP is involved. ENFORCE ITS OWN RULES. Deliberately entering the stands requires automatic ejection. Players leaving the bench area during a qualifying altercation face MANDATORY suspensions beginning before their next game. The WNBA must now acknowledge violations occurred, identify the responsible players, and apply the prescribed penalties. And with tonight's elimination game approaching, the league is running out of time. There is growing speculation that the WNBA is deliberately delaying its decision to protect A’ja Wilson and other Las Vegas Aces players from missing a critical playoff game. That allegation has not been proven. But should the WNBA allow tonight's game to proceed without addressing potential mandatory suspensions, it will only fuel suspicions that the delay was deliberately intended to protect A’ja Wilson and the Las Vegas Aces from the consequences of their actions. Deliberately postponing mandatory discipline until AFTER the game in which it should have been served would represent a calculated manipulation of competitive integrity. That would be a scandal far bigger than the original incident. The WNBA cannot allow the timing of its disciplinary process to determine who plays in an elimination game. Its credibility is already under intense scrutiny. An unexplained delay only invites further questions about preferential treatment and whether the league considers its own rules negotiable. Cathy Engelbert and the WNBA have a decision to make. Determine what happened. Explain the findings. Enforce every applicable rule. BEFORE TIPOFF. Because a professional sports league that selectively controls WHEN its rules are enforced leaves fans questioning whether its competition is legitimate.

You can't make this make sense.

.@B1Gfootball do the right thing and suspend @DesmanIi for the rest of the season. That’s the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen on a football field. Celebrating after the dirtiest hit you’ll ever see. Look at that smile. Disgusting.

Trump once thought there’s nothing worse than seeing an American president kiss the ass of a communist, but now he’s the ass-kisser-in-chief of dictators and autocrats.

Hmmm

Gas prices jumped another 15 cents per gallon this week. I’m beginning to think this ain’t entirely Joe Biden’s fault.

President Trump appears to be Praying as he attends the 911 Remembrance Ceremony at the Pentagon today. He is not only our Nation’s Secular Leader, but our Nation’s Spiritual Leader as well.

I've seen what Natalie Harp had to do to get $45,000 from Trump, therefore I ain't remotely interested in earning $5000.