Professional Virgin. I do professional virgin things.

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Sir, a second gooner has hit the World Trade Center.
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I like to nut on the curtains cause I know they don’t change those
Airbnb hosts are threatening to boycott the platform over its ban on checkout chores Some claim guests will “rob us of toilet paper” and leave properties a mess
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Harry Potter and the Audacity of the side piece
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Reverse Hoarders where they fill a house with someone else’s shit.
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ethan klein and ned fulmer podcast when
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OJ telling people to keep their hands to themselves
Former Try Guys creator Ned Fulmer criticises Ethan Klein after he was exposed for having an affair: “ethan klein can fuck all the way off”
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watched a lifted truck cut off a tesla today and the driver got out shirtless to flex at it like it was gonna fight back. sir that car doesn't have feelings, it barely has door handles
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Which retarded celebrity started wearing wired headphones?
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Can you imagine seeing a flying car and saying “but universal healthcare”
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Remember when wwe had an antifa faction lmao
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No way mattress girl is relevant again
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Streisand effect with retarded FIA and Lando lmao
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So this girl in the Idaho Murder documentary saw the stranger in her house and called everyone but the police? They only called the cops 8 hours later?!
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“Why he in jail for doe?”
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Just found out my uber rating as a passenger is 4.96 and I want to know who gave me a 1 star.
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Do English judges really wear those goofy ass wigs unironically?
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Everyone in Should I Marry a Murderer on Netflix should have gotten ran over by a car.
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You know Journey is good when their lead singer isn’t even the best singer in the band
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