Thank you to everyone who came to my second ever comedy show
50 minutes of what I felt was thought-provoking and intelligent social commentary but may have sounded a LOT like a man talking about dildos
More work in progress shows to come in the new year 👍
Oh hi me again (on a roll… )
Just been served the SPICIEST margarita of all time… my lips are BURNING OFF
Lady comes over:
‘How are your margaritas are they too spicy?’
Me: ‘No no they’re PERFECT’
🙄🙄🙄
#British
Oh GAAAAD… just told a man to go the wrong way on a train - realised too late and cringing so hard I had to tweet about it as an OUTLET to my woe😭😭😭
(note to self just say ‘I’M SORRY I DON’T KNOW ASK SOMEONE ELSE’)
Does anyone use X Twitter to post just like normal photos anymore? I have no idea it’s all weird stuff in my timeline…
So just in case… here’s one! Hello NORMAL.
Behold, the lovely bunch from Radio X who I think are great 🙌
#BringBackCheesyPosts
Anyone else? Pants on head putting out the washing until spotted…
Every. Single. Time.
(oh and added bonus of ‘do you like my new hat?’)
(sidenote: sure they’re not my Sunday bests, ‘let it snow’ pants in June 🤷♀️)
For anyone who has been listening to @ChrisMoyles on @RadioX recently… I had the ‘date’ / coffee with @Pipskin and it was lovely 🎯🎯😂😂
The collaboration between @ClassicFM & @RadioX that you never knew you needed
How lovely - just got in my cab and shouted ‘Pippa’ to the driver… then realised he was Polish….
… turns out I just shouted ‘female genital part’ to him
Ah the fun lottery of my name 👍
Oooo just posted my first Bluey on BlueSky… exCITING 👀
(p.s I’d only heard about it today too)
(p.p.s no idea if it’s called a Bluey but… I like it)
Let’s hope it might be a more fun place to be 💃🍾🤞
As he sets off on a pedalo down the Thames for his 'Make Some Noise' charity challenge, my guest, @tobytarrant, mid morning DJ on @RadioX and son of Chris Tarrant, tells me the five things from his life he'd want in a time capsule?
@MyTCpod available here linktr.ee/mytcpod