Yo. Big man ting, did you tell your friends you love them, today? If you’re reading this tweet, text someone, anyone. You’ll prolly make their night. #PeaceAndLove
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I do be asking mine for their socials… Just so I can block them.
BREAKING NEWS: No matter how close you are with your coworkers, never discuss your personal matters at work. Neverrrrrrrrrrrr Everrrrrrrr.
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Dave’s Hot Chicken isn’t for me. I’m not big into tenders. Hot Chix is more my vibe, however that’s just hot, with zero flavor.
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Really mad I don’t have a friend named Melissa I can call and get drunk with outside.
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Litterally 90% of Kamala's career was exactly this. But yall called her a cop πŸ™„
I can't put into words how much I want someone who prosecuted sex crimes and child abuse at the helm of this very rape-y country. I am willing to lose a battle or two to win the war. It's that important.
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so it’s hate waffles day
Today is National Pancake Day.
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If there’s one thing that has proven true. The great #Dalus said it. Thirst follows are the worst follows.
Followed a guy recently on IG and every single one of his stories makes me realise I've made a huge mistake.
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It looks like you give it a command and it goes β€œyeeeeeeiiiisss mahsterrrrrr” in a low raspy voice.
A black Oriental Shorthair cat
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You wanna know why? Cuz the nerd that created this map found more than 300,000 surveillance devices. Flock only publicly reported 120,000
Flock Safety has issued a legal demand seeking the removal of a public map showing the locations of approximately 300,000 of its surveillance devices across the United States.
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sounds like OEM limitations
Approximately 75% Of Women Can’t Orgasm From Sex And 15% Have Never Experienced An Orgasm.
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Be a feather.
what is life teaching you rn?
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They just transferred their gold to the US tho.
Venezuela president returns from US visit with no deals, no firm election date reut.rs/3Vi6aRo reut.rs/3Vi6aRo
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Sorry?
just found out americans don't say "pardon" to get someone to repeat themselves? what do you guys say???😭
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β€œDad, did you know that in Jamaica, they call a condor a JohmCrow?”
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Old Spice. Curve 360 NO AXE BODY SPRAY.
My soon to be 13 yr old said he wants more β€œhygiene products”. What do I get him so he not walkin round smellin like a 40 yr old woman??
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I’d end it if my dog was mean to them. Mans sensing some bad energy.
Would you end a friendship if they were mean to your dog?
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Yes. Tf
Would you end a friendship if they were mean to your dog?
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I do be saying β€œBut she gotta eat the booty like groceries”, tho.
MEN ONLY Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your Full chest
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β€œParty in the USA” by Hanna Montana
MEN ONLY Tell me a song by a woman you sing with your Full chest
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