Sir, please, this is from one of the smartest market watchers I know:
#1 Please
@MicronCEO Anounce your expected earnings for next year. Not this year; give guidance for next. Shock them.
#2 Please announce that on Dec 9th, 2026, you will buy back $1B of MU shares every time the stock pulls back 10% for the day, the week, or the month. You will not have to do this more than 5-8 times. And shorts will learn a hard lesson: inject the money brutally and without spreading, buy the low all at once. Then say MU will shift it to every 5% pullback as the price stabilizes and the 10% pullbacks are history.
These two will wipe the smile off the shorts and end the cyclical debate.
Everyone retweet so
@MicronCEO can see this!