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Elon thought this was gonna be him and Epstein, but got shut down for sounding like a fedophile.
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As if sane black ppl need a town hall to solidify their stance of not voting for a 🦝
We good on that, bruh.
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Please don’t scour the internet looking for these to add to your treasure trove of stolen valor.
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K’llaire Botty🐘🐬 retweeted
"This is a team that plays loose and they are having fun... They not only have the mentality of winning football, but they seem to like each other." - @TomLuginbill on what he's seen from Alabama
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I kinna hate how ppl are all jumping on the bandwagon now. The bama/Keelon bandwagon.
Stay over there if u “projected” 8 wins & bama “possibly” making playoffs. Or u were afraid of Kentucky, had ptsd w/ FSU or thought MSU would come within 7 points of bama.
Don’t know ball ass.
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Just like a cuck.
“I want Tennessee to get fucked with good lighting.”
Such a pxssy.
Alabama-Tennessee game not being at night is all on @espn. Tennessee is furious, as they should be. ESPN doesn’t want SEC competing with other conferences in prime time that weekend. Same thing happened with Miami-Clemson. Entire SEC is livid. Major problem brewing here.
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Whose idea was it to use the black man who does the Allstate commercials as a voiceover for a Jedi in ‘Maul’???
Not sure about that one. That has to be him, yes?
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Don’t ever disrespect Bryce Young.
The damage he’d do with this Bama team & schemes would be as legendary as what he did with the others lesser teams.
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If ur telling some1 to “learn English” w/ a hint of antebellum tones when they say, “ur a dumbass,” it’s actually u that need to learn comprehension.
Ur a dumbass, you’re a dumbass or u a dumbass all mean the same.
U wanna be roasted in a grammatically correct fashion?
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Yall thought the league and Vegas was gonna let Drake Maye go down the tubes in perception.
Just when u thought…BOOM. They raked in the dough today.
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MuhFugger
Ravens have had the ball for 40 minutes in the 1st half.
I swear they make these mistakes intentionally, to keep the thorough better at bay.
@NFL cmon man.
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@coinbase if I go in and make a bet of Ravens -30.5, are yall gonna pay or say it’s my fault if I don’t win?
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