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Florida/Michigan
I almost don’t believe this. Nintendo is allowing us to essentially replace all sportsmates with miis in switch sports resort 🤯
[Nintendo Switch Sports Resort] Version 1.1.0 has been released. This update adds a "Mii frequency" option, which adjusts how often Miis appear when playing offline competitive sports. You can choose "Sometimes" or "Always". It also adds necessary data for online play.
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can you please patch ridiculously stupid out of bounds conditions on Mario kart world @NintendoAmerica ????
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here it is with my audio
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drive to the post office and I’m baffled why the fuck it’s closed on a random day in October??? Mother fuckin Columbus Day. I honestly forgot that even existed.
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if i were to bring back 1 of any of the previous biif remotes for one more drop which one should it be?
35% V2
17% DUDIIMOTE
20% HAPPY BIIF
29% V6.9
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It’s funny how dudiimote is in absolute last here but on insta it’s in first 🤔
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just raged in the Taco Bell drive through cause an ai clanker was trying to take my order. i tipped the girl at the window cause i felt bad that i was swearing at it
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Michigan University is the most cheating entity in all of sports
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get an inflatable punch boss: poofesure.com (dont punt kick him in the ass it hurts cause his ass is filled with water)
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this fat fucking cunt pulls out in front of me going 3 mph forcing me to slam my brakes and she has the audacity to flip me off lmao. What a dumb bitch idk how her little ass Miata even moved with her in it, maybe that’s why she was going so slow. God I’m mad at this bitch
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you wanna do it in my butt? in my butt??
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Since you guys like to keep tabs on things I’ve broken, last night while playing Mario kart world I got boomeranged 3 times in a row so I destroyed my monitor. This is its picture quality now
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wasn't recording btw so this one's death is between us
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my favorite part about Chicago O’Hare (the worst airport in the country) is how even if you land on time or ahead of schedule you will have to park 17 miles from the terminal and wait for a gate or traffic for 30 minutes to an hour. It’s truly an incredible airport
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40 minutes since we landed, still not to the gate
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congrats to the Carolina hurricanes, glad to see them bring it home this year, the east was way too powerful this year. Also rod brind’amour with the Michigan state roots is great to see
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this might be a random one but i HATE seeing that @ontheborder is closing all restaurants. They had the best chips and salsa I’ve ever had. It’s where i went on my 21st birthday for the wildberry margaritas. The southwest chicken tacos made me climax. Now it’s dead. Gutted.
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i swear i lose power if someone farts at a power line at this point holy fuck. just an average storm and I’m out of power for hours. Lost power briefly yesterday too. @ConsumersEnergy fucking sucks
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Ok I make this tweet and 2 minutes later my power comes back. I will be bitching on twitter everytime I lose power from now on
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ALT Ah Shit Here We Go Again Cj GIF

Play 12 sports with intuitive motion controls when Nintendo Switch Sports Resort, the latest game in the series, releases exclusively for Nintendo Switch 2 on Oct 22! #NintendoDirect
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