Chilean. Platonist. Philosemitic. Aspiring Stoic. Bass player. Archetype of a Goth girl appreciator.

New rule: posting one of the Golden Verses of Pythagoras each Monday. "First, worship the Immortal Gods, as they are established and ordained by the Law."
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Malfoid Can't Handle It
Malfoid Deepest Desire
Made with AI
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“We preoccupy ourselves more with the comfort for the worst than the potential of the best.”
.@SecRubio: "Too often, these days, we build downwards. We design our standards to ensure that no one will lose. We preoccupy ourselves more with the comfort of the worst than the potential of the best. We hold the most exceptional things among us hostage to the average."
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Not one “Palestinian“ mother thought hey why don’t I save a hostage? I can get millions of dollars and get my kids out of this “open air prison”. But why didn’t they?
Replying to @JustE0420
Unbelievable to me that israel offered millions of dollars and safe passage out of gaza for information on hostages and not one took them up on it. Even some nazis protected jews during the war. They are a uniquely evil culture.
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How does Chamber of Secrets end with Competent Lockhart? Without taking away Harry's heroism.
"With a little imagination, nearly any spell can be used in defense against the Dark Arts. Prank spells are particularly useful. I once beat a Dark Wizard by making his pants fall down around his ankles. He promptly fell on his face & knocked himself out." Competent Lockhart
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"With a little imagination, nearly any spell can be used in defense against the Dark Arts. Prank spells are particularly useful. I once beat a Dark Wizard by making his pants fall down around his ankles. He promptly fell on his face & knocked himself out." Competent Lockhart
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Here is the full short film adaption of @moonlightbro's story. Did more work on the audio and redid some shots. I hope you enjoy it. Thanks for the kind comments and follows, 3 months ago I had 60 followers and was lucky to get one like on here. A few days ago I had 200 subs on YouTube and could barely crack 100 views. I always just made what I wanted and would have even if this didn't get the amount of attention it did. I appreciated every nice comment back when I would get one or two, and I appreciate all of them now. Thank you. I've always planned on putting out everything for free because I don't care about monetization, my normal content was never going to get monetized (violence) and this is just something I do for fun. Making monetization a goal I think would have made it not fun. If you want to support me, please considering the following: follow and support @moonlightbro, the writer follow my homie @UnstableGen1, he's been making funny Malfoid content. And last but not least, the main reason I've been able to make this is with the support of @ViduAI_official, I use Vidu for nearly all of my content. They supported and believed in me when I was getting zero views on any real social media for the longest time. Consider checking out the company the supported and believed in me, they just dropped their latest model: vidu.com/login?invite_code=S… Japanese captions are available on this video for the Japanese viewers. Thanks again. #malfoid #AIイラスト #vidu #viducpp
"Affectus remotio" Draconia whispered, gritting her teeth and clenching her wand. Waiting, desperately, for something to happen, for something to change. The stack of books around her growing taller by the hour, with titles such as "Basic Hexes for the Busy and Vexed", and "A Compendium of Common Curses and Their Counter-Actions". She had been at it for hours, late into the night, casting counter-curse after counter-curse on herself. Feeling nothing change but her level of anguish. She hadn't showered or left the library in two days. Her hair was greasy, and the bags under her eyes were heavy. "Stupid Snape. Stupid potions. Stupid magic. Stupid Potter!" Draconia shouted, knocking over one of her stacks of dusty tomes. "Shh." Instructed a passing ghost, much to her irritation. "Stupid ghost." she muttered, pinching the bridge of her nose. She looked a mess, and smelled even worse. Luckily it was several hours past midnight, and the library was completely empty. She had special permission to be out of bed this late of course, from Snape. "Good luck with your research Miss Malfoid, however, I don't suspect you will find the answers you seek in the library." What did he mean by that? Something about the way he said it bothered her. What does it mean? She looked down at her notes, full of hastily scratched spells and their counter curses, references to books that referenced other books, old anecdotes, and rumors of love hexes. She pulled her hair again, and slammed her fist on the table. If Snape knew what was wrong with her, why wouldn't he tell her? Is this a test of some sort? As she thought, she absent-mindedly sketched a lightning bolt in her notes. Suddenly, she knew. Of course. It was unthinkable, but it was the only explanation. Potter used the imperius curse on her. One of the three unforgivable curses, used to control people like a puppet. Probably when she was sleeping, he snuck in and cast it on her, with a subtle enough command that it would go unnoticed. Of course! A spell that dark and that powerful wouldn't be released by simple counter-curses found in the student library. Draconia was more relieved than angry. Finally, an explanation. Now she just needed to find Potter, get him to release the curse, and tell her father. Finally, something to get that half-blooded creep expelled. She took out her silver hairbrush, ran it through her platinum hair, and sighed, ready to return to her dorm and get some much needed sleep. After returning the books to their proper home, she exited the library quietly, smiling to herself. "I'm probably the first witch in history to be relieved to discover she's under the control of the imperius curse", she mused. The castle was unnerving at night, but it was never quiet. The soft roar of the torches in the corridor, the sleepless ghosts floating around, the soft snoring of the living paintings. Though she was apprehensive, at least she wasn't alone. Alone. The word echoed in her head. She heard footsteps around the corner in front of her. They were hurried, but light. Someone trying not to be caught. Before she could think, Draconia dove into an alcove nearby, hiding next to a suit of armor who turned to look at her, seemingly confused. She held up a finger to her mouth to quiet the armor, to which it simply shrugged and returned to it's resting position. Draconia peeped around the corner and saw a Gryffindor robe and untidy black hair speed by. Harry?! What in Merlin's beard is he doing here? Is he... looking for her? He must be. She gritted her teeth in anger. That creep is up to no good. Probably sneaking around looking for more ways to torment her. Though she was exhausted beyond measure, and yearned for her bed, she decided to follow him. Harry was going somewhere she had never been before, ducking through hallways and secret doorways. Behind paintings and through dark corridors. Never once did he turn and notice her. How did this oblivious fool manage to cast such a high-level dark curse on her? Finally, after squeezing into a dark and dusty room, Harry stopped. Draconia ducked down, peeking around a dusty sheet hanging over an abandoned globe to look at him from behind. He was just standing there, staring at himself in a mirror. What? She continued watching him for minutes, waiting for him to do something, but he just... stood there. Staring at himself. Draconia couldn't hold it in anymore, and she started laughing. Harry whipped his head around, wand in hand. "Malfoid?! What are you doing here? Did you follow me?" "Honestly Potter, sneaking off to stare at yourself in the mirror? Such vanity!" "I wasn't... that's not..." Harry stammered, looking away from her shyly. "That's pathetic, even for you." Draconia giggled, her hair falling forward as she clutched her stomach. "It's no ordinary mirror, Malfoid," Harry shot back, "It... well... come take a look." "Sure", she laughed, approaching him. "And what exactly am I supposed to be seeing?" "What do you mean? Just look in the mirror." "I am, I don't see anything unusual." "It's supposed to show you your heart's greatest desire. It's called the Mirror of Erised. Dumbledore told me about it." Harry said, his face turning red. "Well it seems your mirror is broken, Potter." Draconia giggled, "Because I only see you and me."
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Another Malfoid edit. Please ignore my weird sense of humor.
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Dark Lord ahh post
I will have the philosophers stone
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“Remember, class, a sound mind in a sound body equals sound magic. Always get a good night’s rest, eat a healthy diet, practice good hygiene, and exercise regularly. Does wonders for your spellcasting and improves your quality of life.” Competent Lockhart
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Let us not forget how quickly they started gloating, and how angry they became because we noticed.
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This is my political ideology
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SECRETARY RUBIO: This thumos, as the Ancient Greeks called it - the fire of passion, strength, courage, pride - is the heart of great civilization. Without it, nations lose their will to fight, to strive, to survive.
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Replying to @UPTPagan
I don't use the word "old gods". They are the Gods.
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Mysterium tremendum et fascinans
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Father Janus guardian of the gates.
Janus holds the keys to the kingdom of Heaven. Whatever He binds on Earth shall be bound in Heaven, and whatever he looses on Earth shall be loosed in Heaven.
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Rubio speaking in front of the Acropolis. Absolute kino. Western civilization is rising.
SECRETARY RUBIO: “Nationalism” became a dirty word. So we tore down our monuments, we condemned our own history, and in too many places we taught our children to be ashamed of the countries they would inherit. In the process we opened our borders, and outsourced our industry, and allowed our militaries to wither and to decay.
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#MALFOID 💚 - "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT POTTAH? THIS IS MY PERFECT VICTORY!"
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Another thing October 7th should have made perfectly clear to anyone with eyes to see and ears to hear: No one cares about the Palestinians, they just hate the Jews, and they hate Israel because it's Jewish.
the October 7 attacks were bad and it was immediately and clearly foreseeable that the consequences for Palestinians would be bad, yet many people still seem to think that it was worth it bc a bunch of Israelis got killed and there are now more anti-Israel posts on social media
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