Respectful if somewhat snarky. Living the good life. Occasional wordsmithery. Corgi papa. Associate Professor (no, for real).

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Pretty annoyed that there will be a pause to PSLF. Submitted my final form in October, it says it’s been processed, but no update to payment counts and no word from US Dept of Ed or @MOHELA. How hard is it to count to 120? I’ve never missed a payment in 10+ years.
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Hey y’all!! This is my niece from Omaha, NE. This just came out and her family is looking for her and is worried for her! She didn’t come home last night and haven’t been able to reach her. Please share!!! @quoth_the_rave @AuntyCarpetWeed @bearswillkillu @EmmyNawjoopinga
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As someone who teaches a course focused on information literacy and critical thinking skills (we research things like bigfoot, UFOs, and all sorts of nonsense), it's very refreshing to hear @JasonKelce on all of the ancient aliens BS. Really smart dude.
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Sure seems like Twitter will be going the way of MySpace and Xanga pretty soon. Frankly, we will all likely be better off for it.
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Man, these first two episodes of @RealGDT’s Cabinet of Curiosities are just a ton of fun.
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Werewolf by Night was a ton of fun. Really hope he comes back and we get more genre homages like this one. Perfect spooky season fare for the Marvel (or non-Marvel) crowd.
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Tomorrow, just days after a shooting killed a 14 year old at school, Doug Mastriano will speak at an event auctioning off an AR-15 in Bucks. @BrianFitzUSA - you say you support gun reform. Why are you silent about this? It's happening right here in our community. Where are you?
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Omg. We are starting to get prettttyyy close to 600k followers 👀 Consider this a *humble* ask for a RT + follow 🙏 It will take a BIG team to defeat Dr. Oz + win this seat
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They should be expelled and prosecuted.
AOC has called for the EXPULSION of all lawmakers involved in the January 6 riot. Raise your hand if you agree with @AOC ✋
This is accurate.
i have thought about this hacker news comment nearly every day since november ninth twenty seventeen
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I've never heard of someone without a gun going to a school and killing 21 people.
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NEW: Eric Swalwell shut down Jim Jordan for saying Democrats want to “radically change the country”— “We’re trying to make sure no more kids are put in the ground with a Superman coffin. Why aren’t you trying to dramatically change the number of dead kids going into the ground?”
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Well, I have seen the new Doctor Strange and I would say it’s the closest thing to a Marvel movie made specifically for me we are ever likely to see.
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I watched Def by Temptation when it first came to Shudder and really got a kick out of it. Very early-90s vibe. #TheLastDriveIn
When a dead lady says she needs all of your blood . . . #TheLastDriveIn
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I took this low light photo while watching and I think they’re celebrating Walpurgisnacht outside 😬 #TheLastDriveIn
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Whoa, a Moldavia mention. #TheLastDriveIn

ALT Vigo Ghostbusters GIF

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I’ve never seen Black Sunday, so this should be fun. #TheLastDriveIn
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. @DanHanzus @MarcSessler @greggrosenthal I put way too much work into this.
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Mister retweeted
1/ We are watching the largest land war in Europe since World War II via social media. But not everything online about Russia’s attack on Ukraine, and people’s response to it, is true. Here’s a rundown of some rumors to look out for (THREAD 👇): snopes.com/collections/rumor…
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