13th President of Bikini Bottom. Non-Government account is @LocalSquidward. Tweets from former presidents will NOT be deleted, for archival purposes. PARODY
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I have spent months advocating for the council to work on proposals to help Bikini Bottomites, yet none of them have. I sympathize with the protesters deeply and I hope the council actually does their job. Still, you may not attack or destroy because of your reservations. Protest
🚨BREAKING: hundreds of fish are rioting in parts of Bikini Bottom due to lack of council activity. They are attacking and destroying property all over Bikini Bottom. The BBPD has mandated curfews in certain areas where the riots are being taken place.
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I give my full endorsement of Vice President Greg Heffley. Over the course of two terms (one with me, one with Gary), he has been a passionate fighter for what is right in Bikini Bottom. There is not another candidate who’s deserving of such support. Please vote him in November.
I have been involved with the Bikini Bottom community on this platform for a long time at this point, over which I have had many great honors
From leading an OFL team, criminally prosecuting violent activists, and serving as a Vice President for two separate presidents, my time in Bikini Bottom has been filled with entertainment and service
I wrestled with this decision for a while, and have come to this conclusion: I am officially running for President of Bikini Bottom, and I intend to win
If you want to support my journey, please let me know, there will be a support staff appreciation post down the road and I would love to have your name on it
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I am immensely proud of this proposal. Farmers are an extremely important part of Bikini Bottom, so I am proud to be the writer of a proposal to provide them immense support. I hope the proposal provides a lot of assistance to all you farmers!
🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨
The Bikini Bottom Council has officially passed a proposal giving support to small and family farms!
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The council is working VERY HARD to address this.
🚨BREAKING: The investigation into Bikini Bottom food contamination has found it all originates from a large farm located in rural Kelp Bottom! This farm is used heavily by restaurants but doesn’t properly keep its livestock and crops hygienic, resulting in food poisoning.
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Every tweet below this was President Gary. From now on, President Squidward tweets from this account.
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To the people of Bikini Bottom.
I will miss being President, but I am very excited to be handing the position over to one of the most successful presidents of our history.
To VP Greg Heffley, it has been an honor to serve as President alongside you, and I'm ecstatic that you
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The Perchara Group has officially brought Bikini Bottom into their ongoing situation with Saint Nemaland. Bikini Bottom Forces will work tirelessly to see if our result is faulty, but if this was carried out my the PG, Bikini Bottom will fight to protect our nematode citizens.
A terrible tragedy happened on New Years in a nematode-heavy city in Bikini Bottom. Several suspects, currently being investigated to be a part of the Perchara Group, set many hidden pest nematode-grade traps. Several non-primitive nematodes were found trapped and several killed.
ALT Picture taken of a group of nematodes in Nemastone celebrating the New Year. After this, many nematodes would be traps and some would be killed.
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Happy Thanksgiving, Bikini Bottomites! As I follow this tradition, I'd like to pardon this Thanksgiving scallop, Clammy. To everyone, enjoy your dinner tonight, and be thankful for everyone in your lives.
🚨BREAKING🚨: President Gary has pardoned his scallop which he named “Clammy.” This is the second year of this ongoing tradition for presidents of Bikini Bottom during thanksgiving.
ALT Gary giving his speech with Clammy about Thanksgiving and this new tradition.
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This is completely unacceptable behavior from our country's healthcare system.
Keep this family in your prayers, as I promise our administration will work hard to bring an end to this major issue in our healthcare.
🚨BREAKING🚨: A family's son has recently passed away from an illness after his scheduled free appointment at a local hospital was repeatedly delayed. The story has gone viral on social media, with many expressing frustration toward the current healthcare system in response.
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This is an awful hate crime against the nematode population by the Perchara Group, we hope that Saint Nemaland authorities apprehend the suspects for this awful crime. My condolences to the victims' families who have to deal with the worst end of this awful hate crime.
🚨UPDATE🚨
13 victims have been identified:
All are nematodes
11 were Saint Nemaland citizens
2 were Bikini Bottom Citizens
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Thank you, to the people of Bikini Bottom, for getting out there and voting! I am immensely grateful that once again, I have been elected President of Bikini Bottom. As the former 9th and current 12th President in Bikini Bottom’s history, I hope to get down to business,- (1/4)
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dedication he put into this country the past year. He survived an assassination attempt, and came back to work shortly after to help more citizens with his proposals. That's genuine dedication. I hope to carry on that legacy, that dedication. (3/4)
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