One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest — the sequel.

What happened on October 7?

"Oil tanker captains navigating the Strait of Hormuz are reportedly being paid rates equivalent to $100,000 a month, along with bonuses of up to $50,000 per transit, as attacks on vessels escalate amid the U.S.-Iran conflict."

The Mossad brigade in action.

Kindergarten genius from hell strikes again.

When America liberates you, your future is bleak.

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DONNIE ORDERS EVACUATION AFTER GRANDMA GOES ROGUE: A Tale of Two Spray Cans, 1,600 Policemen, and One Very Embarrassed Superpower So we're moving the bombers. Moving them fast. Fastest move ever. Nobody's ever moved bombers like this. We had to. Because the CIA, great people, the best, they came to me, tears in their eyes, big strong men, and they said, 'Sir, there's a threat. An imminent threat. A dangerous, dangerous person.' I said, who? Iran? China? Russia? And they said, 'Sir... an 87-year-old grandmother.' I said, wow. Wow. That's a tough cookie. Very tough. Tougher than Biden. Tougher than Macron, that I can tell you. So she bought two cans of spray paint. Two! Not one. Two. That's premeditation. That's a plan. That's a strategy. And she wanted to write on our bombers — our beautiful bombers, the most beautiful bombers, they've never looked better — she wanted to write 'Fuck Israel' or 'Nazis Go Home.' We don't know which. We're not sure. Could be both. Could be neither. Very complicated. Very sophisticated. We're looking into it. And the UK — I love the UK, great people, great king, wonderful, very stylish — but we gave them all the information. All of it. Everything. And MI6, very smart, very deadly, they went to arrest her. Or kill her. We're not sure which. It's a gray area. A big gray area. And you know what happened? She scaled an eight-foot wall. Eight feet! Jumped on a roof. And vanished. Poof. Gone. Into the night. Like a ghost. Like a very old, very dangerous, spray-paint ghost. And now the police chief — nice guy, not a winner, but nice — he says 1,600 policemen are on the trail. 1,600! Hot on the trail. Very hot. Burning hot. And no luck. None. Zero. They can't find her. She's out there. Somewhere. With the cans. Possibly two cans. Possibly one. We don't know. So we had to move the bombers. We had to. Better safe than sorry. We're winning, but we're not stupid. We're moving them to a place she can't reach. A place with no walls. No roofs. No grandmas. Total control. We have total control. And when we find her — and we will find her — she's gonna say, 'Sir, I'm sorry.' And I'll say, too late, grandma. Too late. We're winning. Thank you.

The rats are jumping ship.

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Yes, we are — occupied.

Humanitarian Bombing: The French Edition Folks, there are peaceful protests in France. Very peaceful. Possibly the most peaceful protests France has ever seen. Tremendous peace. Beautiful peace. And Macron—very bad job, by the way—has supposedly killed 120,000 peaceful protestors. People are saying it. People with numbers. Very big numbers. So, I said, “What are we going to do?” And Donnie (that's also me) said, “Nobody bombs France like me.” Very true. Nobody. Not Churchill, not Napoleon, not even the French. Frankly, they have excellent bombing potential, but terrible bombing leadership. Therefore, I am proudly announcing the greatest flotilla in human history: 16 aircraft carriers, 345 ships, 700,000 sailors, 19 admirals named Steve, and one extremely aggressive Coast Guard accountant. We will bomb France all the way back to the Stone Age. Maybe the Bronze Age. We’ll see. Depends on the ratings. And then someone said, “Sir, France has atomic weapons.” I said, “Really? France?” Then I was told, “Yes, sir. Quite a lot.” Very disappointing. Very inconvenient. Because you can’t bomb a country into the Stone Age when the country can send you straight into outer space. Terrible system. So now we’re considering a more beautiful option: bombing France peacefully. Very peaceful bombing. Humanitarian bombing. The French will be tremendously bombed, but in a very respectful way. And if they ask why America is doing this, we will say: “Because they protested peacefully.” Beautiful. Perfect. Totally logical. Nobody understands peace better than me. I have stopped eight wars.

Ask Grok, and sometimes he goes haywire and tells the truth.

United States of Israel—Our Values and Other Horror Stories.

Greater Israel project coming to a neighborhood near you.

Gaza Now and Then.

Genocide Through a Distant Lens

Victoria’s Not-So-Secret Secrets.

BREAKING: Stable Genius reveals the biggest secret ever — Xi is speaking Chinese.