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Prison Mitch retweeted
🚨🚨🚨🚨BREAKING: Texas and Pakistan announce home and home series starting in 2027
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I thought Pete Hegseth kicked out all the trans in the military???
Eight sailors in USS Abraham Lincoln strike group attempted suicide during record deployment, Pentagon confirms trib.al/lEhljMq
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We did it! We have normalized the word “retard.” Honestly, great work everyone, proud of you all and your efforts.
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Mary Peltola when someone complains in a staff meeting:
SCOOP: Inside the tumult of Mary Peltola's Senate campaign in Alaska and her time on Capitol Hill.
Peltola is known publicly as kind and affable. But aides recall angry outbursts, slurs and a shove. (She also required staff to feed a pet chameleon.)
nytimes.com/2026/09/23/us/po…
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That’s like a normal Wednesday in the group chat.
SCOOP: Inside the tumult of Mary Peltola's Senate campaign in Alaska and her time on Capitol Hill.
Peltola is known publicly as kind and affable. But aides recall angry outbursts, slurs and a shove. (She also required staff to feed a pet chameleon.)
nytimes.com/2026/09/23/us/po…
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Prison Mitch retweeted
Trump: “Come on, Xi. This can’t be how you guys see everything.”
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All I see
.@POTUS salutes as the Star-Spangled Banner is played — and B-1 aircraft fly overhead 🇺🇸
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What Trump saw vs what Xi saw
.@POTUS salutes as the Star-Spangled Banner is played — and B-1 aircraft fly overhead 🇺🇸
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