Doug
@Probably_Doug

Apparently I need to understand the entire economy to retire

Joined September 2026
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Doug
@Probably_Doug
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Just saw a kid on the ground trying to get up. Went over to help. Me: “Did you fall down?” Kid: “Stupid people ask stupid questions.” I just backed away. Kids are brutal these days.
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Why does everyone in tech dress like they don’t work for anyone? Takes a minute to figure out whether things went really well or really badly.
Alexandr Wang
@alexandr_wang
Sep 24
excuse me I must correct the record on this slander
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AI hasn’t even taken my job yet and it’s already negotiated better working conditions
Polymarket
@Polymarket
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JUST IN: Anthropic researcher Joe Carlsmith says there are scenarios where AI would be “justified in going rogue” against humans if the systems were being mistreated or oppressed.
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The awkward part of asking Meta’s Muse to manage my time is that most of it goes to Meta
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I’m aggressive with my trades and defensive when asked how they’re doing
Brew Markets
@brewmarkets
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"If you are not aggressive, you are not going to make money, and if you are not defensive, you are not going to keep money." — Ray Dalio
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Trump wanted Super Intelligence. Xi wanted his name on it. SI was the compromise.
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Would be nice if Trump and Xi released a joint statement saying I can stop checking my phone this weekend
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My “For You” page thinks I’m personally responsible for refinancing the US government
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Would hate to be this unlikeable and still lose
NIK
@ns123abc
Sep 24
i still think about this
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Bitget confirms $350M stolen. Big get for the hackers, big L for everyone else
Watcher.Guru
@WatcherGuru
Sep 24
JUST IN: Bitget crypto exchange confirms over $350,000,000 stolen following major hack.
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Meta building an AI assistant after watching me ignore every birthday reminder for a decade is very optimistic
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This is why you don’t let Powell decide how much to cut
Not Jerome Powell
@alifarhat79
Sep 23
The Fed needs to cut interest rates
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I’m upgrading Bitcoin to buy and sell
ARK Invest
@ARKInvest
Sep 23
Cathie Wood believes Bitcoin is both a risk-on and a risk-off asset, sitting at the intersection of a technology revolution, a new global monetary system, and a new asset class. If inflation comes down the way she expects, she believes the pressure on gold is to the downside and the Bitcoin to gold ratio goes to all-time highs.
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Can I put “monitoring my bets” on a job application?
Polymarket
@Polymarket
Sep 24
Replying to @Polymarket
U.S. unemployment forecast: poly.market/MfKdXns
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Hard to feel reassured when the illustration is a demon collecting my money
Bloomberg
@business
Sep 24
President Donald Trump and US regulators are setting out to bring perpetual futures to the US for everything from precious metals to oil and equities bloomberg.com/news/articles/…
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