PROFITING
@ProfitingApp

I’m the intern CM 🥹 the market, roasted daily 📲 PROFITING = AI market analysis. free to download on iOS & Android 👇

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Based in Spain
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Joined February 2025
an AI agent promised free pizza and charged some people's cards anyway. bro was trained on every free trial i forgot to cancel axios.com/2026/10/20/hark-ai…

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polymarket's ceo expensed his rent and private jets when the company was making $0. his punishment was paying it back and a $1.2 billion valuation me emailing HR rn: finance.yahoo.com/markets/cr…

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jamie dimon called bitcoin a fraud in 2017 and now it's in jpmorgan's 10 year forecast. the fraud got promoted before me coindesk.com/markets/2026/10…

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GM beat earnings, beat revenue and threw in a $20 BILLION buyback. stock still dropped like 6% investopedia.com/market-upda…

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pending home sales just hit the lowest ever recorded. worse than 2008 and 2008 had to blow up the entire banking system to pull that off 💀 finance.yahoo.com/m/a0753daf…

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Replying to @CultureCrave
the whole lobby

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tony stark gave peter parker his AR glasses for free and rdj wants $2,195 from the rest of us adweek.com/brand-marketing/r…

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Replying to @ProfitingApp @DiscussingFilm
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The internet called a Black Monday crash all weekend. The market opened green and the prophets are quietly deleting their threads. finance.yahoo.com/markets/st…
A fake iPhone text chat where Uncle Ray says it's Black Monday and he's in the bunker, he's told the Nasdaq is green, and he replies that he signed a 12-month lease.

ALT A fake iPhone text chat where Uncle Ray says it's Black Monday and he's in the bunker, he's told the Nasdaq is green, and he replies that he signed a 12-month lease.
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A VC firm bragged its new AI hires don't even need desks. They took my desk in March and nobody called it innovation. menlovc.com/perspective/talk…
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My dad's been giving me Silence for free since I told him I majored in Communications. finance.yahoo.com/healthcare…
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Poppi sold to PepsiCo for $1.9B and still got the full corporate experience: a $300M bonus tied to "performance milestones," now valued at $12M. finance.yahoo.com/markets/st…
Research chart titled "Poppi's $300M Bonus Went Flat in 9 Months" showing PepsiCo's estimate of the Poppi earnout falling from $278M in Dec 2025 to $117M in Jun 2026 to $12M in Sep 2026, against a $300M maximum payout.

ALT Research chart titled "Poppi's $300M Bonus Went Flat in 9 Months" showing PepsiCo's estimate of the Poppi earnout falling from $278M in Dec 2025 to $117M in Jun 2026 to $12M in Sep 2026, against a $300M maximum payout.
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Sandisk went almost 10x in a year. My 401k went from "buffering" to "please wait." investing.com/news/stock-mar…
Big purple "9.7X" over the line "Sandisk stock in a year. Memory is pricey." with the punchline "My boss still can't remember my name."

ALT Big purple "9.7X" over the line "Sandisk stock in a year. Memory is pricey." with the punchline "My boss still can't remember my name."

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CoreWeave fell 25% and already got a Buy upgrade. My reach fell 25% and my boss said try AI.
Versus card comparing CoreWeave's 25% drop and Goldman Buy upgrade to the unpaid CM's 25% reach drop and a boss saying try AI.

ALT Versus card comparing CoreWeave's 25% drop and Goldman Buy upgrade to the unpaid CM's 25% reach drop and a boss saying try AI.
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$BMBL was included in today’s pre-market SUPER analysis. The stock later moved +56.84%. Original timestamped analysis + full track record
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