Started brushing my teeth with my left hand to activate new neural pathways
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33
1,610
34,044
481,505
Ex posted her man on her story and I liked it
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2
17
168
Every nba fan knows this nigga deserves all of this
Steph knows how bad the situation is bro😭😭🥀
27
87
2,297
199,859
C 🇨🇴 retweeted
“Kinda of”
This kinda of vibe
11
439
5,655
103,768
C 🇨🇴 retweeted
Wife’s boyfriend patted me on the back after letting me get 2 strokes in
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1
8
115
Wife’s boyfriend gassed out after 2 mins and made me do the rest
eli #TateFC
3
10
228
3,957
Had a conversation with my wife on how great her boyfriend is
Steven Bartlett
4
2
54
1,238
had a talk with my wife’s boyfriend agreeing on what’s beautiful about her
Steven Bartlett
5
1
78
1,473
Let my girl win an argument she started
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1
13
235
2,623
first 30k tweet
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Started brushing my teeth with my left hand to activate new neural pathways
2
2
90
5,329
Mum called me a failure but I just hit 700 followers on twitter
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8
20
512
5,220
Watched a “15 signs you’re extremely intelligent” video and everything applied to me
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5
179
3,152
27,230
Caught my girl cheating on me so instead of getting mad at her I fucked the dude and traumatized him
𝑮𝒂𝒉 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒐 ⚡︎
1
6
49
1,609
Mom called me a failure so I showed her my tiktok comment with 10,000 likes
𝑮𝒂𝒉 𝑩𝒍𝒂𝒏𝒄𝒐 ⚡︎
2
54
951
The Gimmick D'OR voting has opened The Results will be revealed in 1-2 Days. strawpoll.com/61gD9eQe9Zw
18
849
Asked the girl I was talking to what her type was and she said “medium ugly guys”
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2
2
117
2,458
Had my first U38 football game today and they assigned the “team mascot” role to me
Isaiah 🏆
9
525
Got food from a family owned business instead of corporate slop
Steven Bartlett
1
12
310
4,079