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why is chat jibidi so smart

Me when my wife rubs her butt against my crotch while she's asleep

thanks man

the opps list in the flesh sim drama is rapidly becoming the avengers for internet losers

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I'm too retarded for crypto. I miss the classic ways of earning money: working a weekend job between school or study, kidnapping royalty offspring for major sums, doing a James Bond movie villain plot with Mads Mikkelsen, recreating Heat with your friends, robbing hookers at knifepoint after you cum inside, stealing copper wiring and piping from the local homeless shelter or government infrastructure, jumping fences to primary schools and threatening 8 year old kids out of their lunch money, breaking into college dorm rooms and stealing PC parts, having homosexual sex with your boss and extorting him for money to keep you from telling anyone, etc. The world used to be so much simpler

I didn't read the manual and I started jerking off his balls

that one nigga on steam

bad news for your timeline - I woke up

sometimes I shove marbles up into my pussy and I try to clench them out but it never works and I have to dig them back out with my fingers and I wish I had a dick so I could put bb pellets into my cock and pee them out hard during fights and have a "last stand" esque ability

eating bats in case I get lucky

t series is about to overtake pewdiepie

talking ben is my spirit animal

be a good boy for mommy and steal a mars bar from the gas station

the lorax reportedly giving out quick fucks in the forest

squeezing his dick and telling him his blood pressure

Im kidding grok you know I love you

simulator rulebook

sorry for doing tricks on it last night. don't ask about the backflip, it was for the score multiplier. tell your friends

if you don't eat your vegetables Santa isn't going to bring you a neopussy