Puppet Carlson
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I put political puppets on notice! Co-Host of the David Pollack Show. FOLLOW for conservative comedy, news & nonsense.

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Joined July 2023
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Welcome to Biden’s America: Where Even Your Dog Isn’t Safe from the Immigration Crisis!

Alright, Puppet Nation, Springfield, Ohio is officially ground zero for the Biden-Harris immigration disaster tour. What started as a quiet, shrinking town has now become a prime example of what
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Want a Secure Border? Congratulations, You’re a Racist, Says Dem Congressman

Well, Puppet Nation, here we go again—apparently enforcing immigration laws is now racist, at least according to New York Congressman Dan Goldman. That’s right, folks. On NewsNation, the same guy
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Secret’s Out! Alvin Bragg’s Office Confirms Trump Trial Is a Political Hit Job!

Well, Puppet Nation, the cat’s officially out of the bag, and it’s purring the exact tune we always knew it would. Manhattan DA Alvin Bragg’s own spokesperson, Nicholas Biase, just admitted what we’ve

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Kamala’s Plan for America: More Amnesty, More Price Controls, and No Time to Explain!

Alright, Puppet Nation, brace yourselves—Kamala Harris finally rolled out her brilliant campaign platform, and just in time for her debate with Trump. Yeah, she waited until the night before the
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Bernie Spills the Beans: Kamala’s Moderate Makeover Is Just for Show!

Alright, Puppet Nation, gather ’round for the latest episode of Kamala Tries to Be Something She’s Not. Our old friend Bernie Sanders, Vermont’s favorite socialist, let the cat out of the bag this
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Nancy Pelosi Questions Trump’s Courage—From the Woman Who Mastered Political Duck-and-Cover!

Alright, Puppet Nation, we’ve got Nancy Pelosi—America’s favorite Botox enthusiast—calling Trump a coward. Yep, you heard that right. The same woman who fumbled through her final years as Speaker of
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Darth Cheney Endorses Kamala

Hey, Puppet Nation, Dick Cheney, the man who’s been called everything from a “war hawk” to “Darth Vader,” has now officially jumped on Team Kamala, right alongside his daughter, Liz Cheney. You know
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Judging Trump While Working for Kamala? The Merchan Family’s Double Act Exposed!

Well, well, Puppet Nation, isn’t this a *convenient* little family arrangement we’ve stumbled upon? Judge Juan Merchan, the guy presiding over Trump’s so-called “hush money” case, just happens to have
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Hunter Biden: How to Turn Your Wild Nights Into Tax Deductions!

Alright, Puppet Nation, grab your popcorn and pull up a seat because the Hunter Biden Saga just hit another episode—this time, the man himself is pleading guilty to tax evasion. Yep, Joe's favorite
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Vladimir Putin’s 2024 Pick: Why Russia Wants Kamala Over Trump

Well, well, well, Puppet Nation, look who’s cozying up to Kamala Harris. None other than Vladimir Putin himself! That’s right, folks, in a bizarre twist of geopolitical comedy, Putin just came out and

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Trump Taps Elon to Fix Washington—Can the Man Who Built SpaceX Handle D.C.?

Alright, Puppet Nation, buckle up, because we’re talking about a power duo that’s got the left absolutely quaking: Trump and Elon Musk, teaming up to save us from government bloat. Now, Trump just
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Watch Kamala Pivot Hard—Will Voters Fall for Her Political Shape-Shifting?

Ah, Kamala Harris, the woman of a thousand new faces. You know, Puppet Nation, it's like watching a bad soap opera where the lead actress keeps switching personalities between scenes. One minute,
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