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Be on the lookout for the brand new PUPPET PRESSED COIN. The newest currency, made entirely out of felt and copper. Acquire all of your favorite Puppet merchandising using them. You WILL spend.
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Be wary of these brand new slop Puppet toys. You will NOT find any enjoyment out of these artificial toys. We intend to hunt down every one of these figures and melt them into a fine liquid via the Aluminum Tank.
Do NOT purchase. Do NOT play. Do NOT collect. Resist.
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It looks like quite a few people may be headed for the Aluminum Tank...
PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
These are separate individuals. They are NOT one in the same. Kermit entered our realm in 1955 while the creature known as "Wilkins" entered our realm in 1957. They are not related, nor is Wilkins an earlier form of The Frog. Cease this misinformation.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
These are separate individuals. They are NOT one in the same. Kermit entered our realm in 1955 while the creature known as "Wilkins" entered our realm in 1957. They are not related, nor is Wilkins an earlier form of The Frog. Cease this misinformation.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
Clifford was a good friend of The Frog, serving as a host to help lead the Muppets. Tragically, he became trapped in the Phantom Zone during an inspection. He was almost rescued, but disappeared just as the Super Genesis Wave hit. His status is unknown.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
ToonHive is gravely wrong. They identified the wrong Puppet production in their anniversary post. This will not go unpunished. The Frog remembers everything.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
Kermit didn’t take the cancellation of "THE MUPPETS" (2015) very well, and sent a very vulgar tweet to ABC in response. The tweet was later deleted.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
During Walter's nightmare in "THE MUPPETS" (2011), various Muppets are shown exiting and entering Walter and Gary's TV set. Contrary to popular belief, no special effects were utilized. The Muppets can actually just do that to enter various homes.
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Watch and enjoy the Puppets on multiple displays. Laugh at the felt across many screens. And cry.
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epic puppet comedy indeed
If Roy from Kermit's Swamp Years is your comfort character open this video
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
The voice of Baby Gonzo in "MUPPET BABIES" (2018), Ben Diskin, has also voiced Black Doom in "SONIC X SHADOW GENERATIONS" (2024)
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
On this day 69 years ago, Kermit made His on-screen debut in "SAM & FRIENDS" on the television, an event which occurred shortly after He arrived in our realm.
He has since made tremendous impact and changes to our society. More is to come.
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[BEGIN CORPORATE SYNERGY TWEET]
Happy Day to celebrate Star Wars. Praise be to the giant sci-fi franchise.
[END CORPORATE SYNERGY TWEET].
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
Here is a picture of the Frog and Swine interrogating wise master Yoda for the whereabouts of the baby member of his species. The child can not hide forever.
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The criminal known as Gordon "ALF" Shumway has been apprehended and peace has been restored to Puppet Comedy. Remember everyone, Rana Ridet. Rana Semper Ridet.
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ALF FACT:
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ALF FACT:
ALF was going to become a playable character in "SUPER SMASH BROS. ULTIMATE" as part of a planned "Fourth Party Fighters' Pass" DLC bundle. Sadly, the pass was scrapped. Despite this, an unfinished model of ALF can be found in the game's files.
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ALF FACT:
ALF merchandise is most commonly seen in that one dark and secluded aisle in the back of Target with other 80's nostalgia merchandise products.
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ALF FACT:
The hit television series "ALF" is a valued commodity in today's stores. It requires special protection.
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PUPPET NEWS ALERT:
The individual named "The Fan" has emerged from the depths of the ocean, having been contained down there by The Rat for "undisclosed reasons."
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Thank you for the show invite, Gaming Dorito Man! But have an incoming transmission from the famous Old Men who dwell in the balcony, directed at you.
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Greetings Dreamers. As we already know so much about the Puppets, we require more about you, the fans. Tell us such fun info about your date and place of birth, occupation, desires, current coordinates, crimes, and more!
[END PUPPET COMEDY SPY RESEARCH TWEET]
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The Gaming Puppet, he celebrates. He rejoices. Why is that? Because now even he and YOU can laugh along with the famous puppets in ultra-realistic real-time 4K 1080P HD teraflops. All on disc.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT: The Adolescent Mutated Duelist Testudines are vallued allies of puppet comedy. You will watch their new film in theaters or digital now.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
By not watching Earth to Ned enough times on streaming to please the Rat, the people have failed the Puppets. The Comedians will not forget this sin.
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RARE PUPPET NOTICE:
This is what the Ernie and Bert duo could look like without the Muppet mutation.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
Today, please remember to thank Jim Henson. Without him, there are no laughs, and therefore, no puppet comedy.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
The band "TEETH" plays live. Which song of the band is your favorite?
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The people have spoken!
#MuppetsMayhem is simply Muppetational! Keep up with your fellow #Mayheads on Disney Plus!
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
You will watch. You will laugh. You will sing. You WILL feel. Today. Immediately.
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[[ PUPPET COMEDY WARNING
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
The Christmas holiday season spectacular "MUPPET CHRISTMAS BLAST" is now expanded to the full length on streaming ! Enjoy the expansive holiday fun and watch.
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PUPPET COMEDY INQUIRY:
Have you seen Turkey?!?! He has gone missing, last seen in the Puppet kitchen at 5:00 AM EST. Please alert the Swedish Chef if you see him. The Chef has important plans he needs to finish with him.
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Felicitations, felicitations! The comical ursine wonder, Fozzie the Famous Comedian Bear of Funny Ha-Has, has another hysterical joke to present for [[THANKSGIVING HOLIDAY]]. Please laugh.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
The more Louie is referred to as just "Elmo’s Dad" in viral posts and not by his name; the angrier he gets.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
DNN: Pangea District Public Prosecutors Office arrested tree-pusher Earl Sinclair in context of insider trading related to an unannounced new kind of tree seed from popular "BLARNEY'S HAPPY TREES" brand.
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PUPPET COMEDY FACT:
You can now follow us on the Instagram website.
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