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NZ needs its own Second Amendment. Yes or no? 🇳🇿🔫
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Yes, long overdue
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No, trust the govt 😂
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Three years in and the next step is asking the internet if it is okay. Bro, you already know the answer. 🤦♂️
She’s sleeping with her colleague for 3years, she knows he’s married but she doesn’t care because according to her he’s already been cheating before her and she came here to get validation…
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Britain's big plan for a dangerous world is three days of tins, a torch and cash under the bed. You're the emergency service now bro 🤷♂️
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Lecornu's answer to the riots was a secret letter asking the phone companies to be ready to switch off X. Couldn't police the streets, so they tried policing your phone 🤡
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Barcelona's "anti-system" riot. 14 shops looted, 100+ arrested, a quarter of them minors, and the mayor wants the parents held to account. Smash the system, then Mum pays for it 🤦♂️
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This weekend France found 70,000 cops and pre-raids for the fireworks and ball bearings. Last weekend they "lost control". Funny that 🤦♂️
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Same weekend. France needs 70,000 cops and boarded up shops, Budapest marches and nobody even breaks a window. Enforcing your own laws works, who knew 🤷♂️
Hungary, Budapest. While Western Europe burns, Hungarian national patriots march in order. No destruction. No fire. No looting. Only order and discipline.
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70,000 cops and the Louvre shut for Saturday. Paris is scheduling riots like footy fixtures now bro 🤦♂️
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A candidate interview turned into a gossip session and nobody asked for it, bro this is peak entertainment. 🍿
NOT HASAN SPILLING THE ETHAN KLEIN CHEATING DRAMA TEA TO @Angela4CA 😭 her candidate interview is turning into a tea spilling session omg.
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Brussels shopkeepers spent Friday boarding up for riots everyone knew were coming. They saw it coming, the government saw it coming, and the plan is still plywood 🔨
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Shops looted, curfews in Paris, round two planned for Saturday. Macron's big worry is AI pictures bro 🤡
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Exactly. When help isn't coming, you're the first responder. That dad knew it and his boy is alive because of it 💯
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Le Pen reckons the French state can't even keep basic order anymore. The bins in Paris agree 🔥
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'Protesting for their rights' and walking out with a shop owner's wine. Somebody worked years to stock those shelves. Arrest them, charge them, make them pay it back. Watching it happen is not policing 🤦♂️
Paris. Students protest for rights, then steal wine. Macron will say it's AI. It's not wine, it's books.
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French students protesting the state of their schools. Day one of the curriculum is apparently looting 🤦♂️
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Birmingham. £6,400 a month of benefits for a terrace that rents for £1,200, and the sector tripled since the 2018 "crackdown". Somebody's getting rich and it isn't the taxpayer 🤷♂️
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True, Illinois bans ballot selfies, so the receipt has to come from the county side. Clerk pulls that precinct's machine config and audit log and it's settled either way 🤷♂️
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Ngl the MW4 campaign is the most fun I've had with CoD in years. Watching people go into that first mission blind is half the entertainment 😂🎮
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