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CAKE! A Pop Up
If there’s one thing I know, it’s cake
Besides being behind some of the cakes you buy from your favourite store, I am also a flavour mastermind in experimental cakes.
I’ve curated an intimate cake pairing for the 24th of September
Link: quicket.co.za/events/397225-…
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Just when you think you have seen it all 😭
can i ask without being rude? why don't you have anything in your home that identifies you as black? it's not just you, it's something i've observed with middle class black people - a complete erasure of self in their homes.
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like we get fired, we lose friends and relationships and literally every opportunity ever. and money. i’ve forgotten to send invoices to get paid after working, thousands lost to my adhd. which then makes you depressed and anxious. it’s a constant battle. adhd is crippling
The funny thing about “you just use your ADHD as an excuse to get away with being lazy and irresponsible” is the underlying assumption that it works and that everyone is endlessly accommodating to us lmao
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A 41-year-old man who raped his 14-year-old daughter, resulting in a pregnancy and a child confirmed by DNA to be his, has been sentenced to life imprisonment.
timeslive.co.za/news/south-a…
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1. Gluttony = Mukbang
2. Pride = LinkedIn
3. Lust = OnlyFans
4. Envy = IG stalking
5. Wrath = Twars & beefs
6. Greed = Scamfluencing
7. Sloth = Doomscrolling
I read a comment on TikTok that said “In order to be internet famous, you must partake in one of the 7 deadly sins.” My jaw is still on the floor.
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This is the type of snitching I can get behind of!
This Suzuki just left New Road heading South, they swapped the number plate from Limpopo to GP and has no plates at the back.. @SAPoliceService @JoburgMPD @TrafficSA
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is harvard actualy hard americans dont seem smart at all
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Earl grey to start?!! Omg bring me there bring me there, I wanna go there.
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This person is an absolute QUEEN! I love seeing things like this.
My kids love having tea parties and I give them new teas to try and macarons and cakes and different chocolates...I never had that but they WILL.
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Apartheid is part of SA history. Drive around, put yourself in other people's shoes& you will clearly see the legacy of Apartheid. People should never forget what Apartheid Government did. Jewish people will never let people forget what happened to them. Why should blacks forget?
United South Africans is the LAST thing Cupcake wants, that is why he adds apartheid to every single epeech
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THEY (neurotypicals) cannot tell YOU (neurodivergent) what is acceptable to be.
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Starlink debate is closed, the network is used for military purposes.
Israeli UN Ambassador WALKS UP to Iran envoy STARLINK IN HAND
Says it could be ‘VERY USEFUL’ in Tehran to give the Iranian ‘PEOPLE’ their ‘FREEDOM’
Says Israel ‘LOVES IRANIANS’ & prays for ‘REGIME CHANGE’
IRANIAN ENVOY COMPLETELY IGNORES HIM
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You’d think this is a joke until you work with them and see how they specifically seek out the least flattering parts of these cities. Very distasteful lots!
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