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When you go to make your morning coffee and your Keurig takes a 馃挬. I hope this isn't an indicator as to how my day's going to go! 馃檹馃檹馃檹
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Thanx @amazon for the speedy delivery of my bosu ball. Hope it doesn't cause a speedy delivery of me to the hospital! 馃ぃ #nobustmyass馃
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You've heard that saying "3 strikes and you're out"? Well @McDonalds ... you're out!!! 3 iced coffees in 3 different locations & all 3 sucked!!! WTF?! You used to have good iced coffees too!!! #done
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Seriously... what are the odds that both Sonic and Mickey D's ice cream machines are down??? And we went to #Sonic 1st because we expected as much from #McDonalds !
Sweet Jesus I just discovered the secret to an amazing workout.... ya'll get yourself a mf'ing Dyson ball vacuum!!! Pushing that thing around... my eyebrows are sweating!!! 馃槄馃槄馃槄
I just love waking up crack:ass early.... NOT!!! Thank the lord I'm retired... there's a nap in my future today! 馃槾
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I'm just so exhausted! I feel like the weight of 14 years of teaching has been lifted. I'm ready to sleep good and hopefully sleep in!
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Just waiting for graduation... then tomorrow is it! Summer break forEVERRRRRRR!!!! #comeonretirement #retiredqueenoftheclass
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I am retiring in 7 days.... and I just got MOTHER FUCKING carded buying wine at Walgreens!!!! #whatagreatday 馃ぃ馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Welp.... another year will come and go... and I won't be at Coachella. Or Burning Man! Next year????
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So I got new glasses today with a stronger reading prescription. And it's definitely different. Having a hard time adjusting. I hope I'm writing an intelligible sentence. If I'm not... I'm blaming it on the Don Julio! #feelingthatshit
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