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State of Confusion
Gotta make sure I’ve got She/Her in my bio bc there’s always at least one person who doesn’t know
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Why am I actually sold on this
How is the internet less private than in 2006, when the whole family shared one computer? Back then, the internet was weird, personal, and all of ours. So, we got your favorite meme legends back together to say it louder: What happened to the internet? 1/3
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My timeline is pretty much only the H3H3 affair, Japan vs France, and oomf. What is going onnnnnn
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“What was your biggest impact on the internet?”
“what was your biggest impact on the internet?” sigh …
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Every time my one irl incorrectly labels someone as a twink I feel myself lose one year off my lifespan
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how it feels to keep up with a media i Hate just to make sure my slander is up to date
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Flu shot injection site is itching and kinda swelling a whole week after I got it
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Dang I fell off
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when the heater kicks on for the first time in months and it smells like straight up fahrenheit
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Fire everybody involved oh my god
Jalen Hurts reportedly went roughly 36 hours without sleep after doctors diagnosed him with a superficial blood clot in London and advised him not to sleep as a precaution. He still started against the Jaguars, throwing for 220 yards and a TD. (@TomPelissero)
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Carry on my wayward chud
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Having a bunch of younger friends and being chronically online is fun bc I’ll get a lot of their references and don’t feel like an out of touch old person, but then one of them will refer to the Covid era as their childhood and it hits me like a grenade every time
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Hey I wonder what the Flyers are up to
I just looked at my profile and realized my last five posts are all about the Philadelphia Eagles
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I need to do this sort of thing again but idk what to edit
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I just looked at my profile and realized my last five posts are all about the Philadelphia Eagles
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This Hurts news is actually making me sick like that’s our cousin and he’s hurt
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Home teams doing so bad I’m not even into sports and they got me reposting stuff
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Imaginarum theater teams:
Crumbl Cookies announces new Lemon Pepper Chicken Wing Cookie in collaboration with Wingstop. Available in select states in the U.S.
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Every time I open this app it’s a new injury report at the top of my feed
Friday's Injury Report #CARvsPHI
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