Hate is NOT welcome here. Heaven doesn't want me, Hell is afraid I'll take over. Some will tell you I'm a wit, others will tell you that is half right.
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NO DYING!!!
Not unless you give two weeks notice so you can train your own replacement.
But if your work is caught up and you find someone to cover your shift you can have the afternoon off (unpaid) to go to your own funeral.
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I βtryβ to limit myself to one cup βοΈper day.
Just donβt ask how big the cup is or how many times it gets refilled.βοΈβοΈβοΈβοΈ
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Important to remain loyal to your team.
You may not like how they are playing but you still love the team.
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There was a talking toaster on the show 'Red Dwarf'
It was very annoying and was eventually shoved out an air lock.
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The corner is nice
It is out of the way, nobody bothers you and since the corner is 90 degrees it is nice and warm.π
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California Sweep
@NHLBruins dethrone the @LAKings 4-1
7π»-2π’-0π for 14 points
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Off to Dullass to face the @DallasStars Tuesday night.
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GOAL!!! ππ¦π»
Elias Lindholm with an Empty Netter
@NHLBruins 3-1 @LAKings
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GOAL!! ππ¦
Marat Khusnutdinov scores!
@NHLBruins 2-1 @LAKings
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Doesn't the 2nd Amendment say we have the right to arm bears.
We should arm the bears to make it a fair fight.
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GOAL! π
David Pastrnak ties it up!
@NHLBruins 1-1 @LAKings
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Michael DiPietro gets his first NHL win
@NHLBruins down the @AnaheimDucks 4-2
6π»-2π’-0π for 12 points
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Across town to face the @LAKings tomorrow night
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GOAL!!!! π»ππ»π»
Matthew Poitras scores with 3 and a half minutes left.
@NHLBruins 4-2 @AnaheimDucks
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GOAL!!! π»ππ»
Elias Lindholm on the PP for the lead
@NHLBruins 3-2 @AnaheimDucks
3 Power Play goals for the Bruins
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