Social media needs to be banned. With having a burner on X as the one exception
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What’s with people saying “listen” actively during a conversation. Idk if I’ve ripped that
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If I see you filming in the gym I assume you have mental health problems #gym
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If someone was ever trying to track me and look for clues then they could just follow my zyn trail
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#racked and I have the masculine urge to get behind the wheel
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Had already ubered home and did in fact not drive for no reason
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Ubers who play nothing and let us sit in silence is wack. This isn’t the SAT chief
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Fantasy football pretty much provides nothing but anguish in my life. But you’re nuts if you don’t think I’m giving my yearly 1k donation to play in leagues run by my cocksucker friends
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If any of my whore bot followers take issue with this please #lmk
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Finally in a state with flavored pouches and the counter kid gotta act like I’m speaking Chinese when stocking up
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Take a deep breath, collect yourself, and the grab the fucking peppermint sixes pal
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If you’re an old head is it some unspoken rule you gotta get ass naked in the gym?
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People still cut the lining out of their bathing suit in 2026? #psycho
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Rodger Hoefinder retweeted
That shit cool and all but ain’t a soul on Belgium meeting Derrick Henry in the A gap in the middle of december
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Conspiracy theories are way too trendy 2026. Not everything has to be fucking national treasure
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Went to Vegas for 3 nights and didn’t wager a dime or purchase bag. Expecting my Medal of Honor in 2-5 business days
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Happy NFL stadiums are getting there love. We kinda all forget about them during football season cuz of the bigger college ones #worldcup
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Hell but it’s just you listening to the laugh tracks foreigners put on their fail videos
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You’re just a cocksucker if you don’t use your blinker
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