R. M. S. Thornton
@RMSThornton

American. Author. Poet. Attorney. Ex-College Football Player. See my book ⬇️

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Joined May 2018
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Check out my latest book--Expired Thoughts, Still Edible. You can find it on Amazon. See link. amazon.com/Expired-Thoughts-…

Expired Thoughts, Still Edible: Dark, Strange, and Unforgettable Stories

If someone told you there exists a book that jumps from dark psychological horror… to philosophical reflection…to satirical Road House fan fiction… to Peter Pan reimagined as a frat bro—you’d...

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Lindsay Clancy if she was in Harry Potter
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Lesbian bar patrons fighting over whether or not to end the bar's mask mandate
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Caleb Williams' hamstring getting fixed in the locker room
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The power of framing--they literally just screen shotted the bottom part
Kangmin Lee | 이강민
@kangminlee
Sep 20
Karina did nothing wrong with this Converse ad. If you looked at this and saw a KKK ad, you're psychotic and need to be checked into a mental asylum.
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Mitch was just pretending
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@dante_eats
Sep 18
lmaoooo
The Seattle Times
@seattletimes
Sep 17
At age 52, Ichiro just threw a 127-pitch shutout with 17 strikeouts during an All-Star game against the best high school girls in Japan. seattletimes.com/sports/mari…
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When I spot the Lindsay Clancy holdout Haitian immigrant juror with a cat, but | let him be because he's earned it
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Coming soon
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He lives
Curtis Houck
@CurtisHouck
Sep 11
NEW: Lindsay Clancy juror Paula Devlin reveals on 'CBS Mornings' that the lone, male holdout juror who voted to find Clancy guilty of murdering her children was the *only* person of color -- a black man. The 11 not-guilty jurors -- who hectored him for a week to cave -- were all white.
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Forgot about this until just meow
Donald J. Trump
@realDonaldTrump
6 Mar 2013
It was just announced that @MacMiller’s song “DonaldTrump” went platinum—tell Mac Miller to kiss my ass!
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That one male juror during the Lindsay Clancy trial
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When I hear Hung Jury during the Lindsay Clancy trial
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I couldn't resist
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I couldn't resist #NewYork #NYC
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The best part #Milo
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Madeline Hill@mad_hill
Aug 31
An unbelievable GIF
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Legit may be the funniest thing I have seen all day
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Lindsay Clancy supporters right now
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