AZ Carpenter 🛠️ | BBQ Pitmaster Dog Dad to Daisy & Ellie | America First 🇺🇸 Real talk. Memes. What’s your grind?

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One look. Zero blinks. Whatever she’s planning, I’m already an accomplice.
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Dark. Grey. Rain. Daisy’s not moving. Tuesday can wait. GM. 🌧️
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Double rainbow just dropped in Arizona. Saguaros still dripping. That’s the whole show. Goodnight 🙏
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Wife wanted sushi for lunch… I gave it to her! (All beef hotdog fried in a cornmeal tempura and garnished with a tomato and mustard reduction.)😆
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@GeneralPatton83 you dig redneck sushi? 🤪😂
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Superintendent: No work today or tomorrow. I’m that kid in the purple sweater right now. 😂
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Buddy found our HOA president yesterday. That rattle though!
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Only true friends made the circle. Monday can stare. GM.
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Bark’s wet, bone’s peeking. That’s dinner and the night. GN. 🙏
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Baby backs. Rub: brown sugar, paprika, kosher salt, black pepper, garlic powder, onion powder, pinch of cayenne. Coat both sides, let it sit while the smoker comes up. Smoke 250° with the lid shut. Don’t peek every five minutes. About 2.5–3 hours till they bend and the bark looks wet-red, not dry. Sauce the last 30 minutes. One thin coat, let it set, then another if you want shine. Pull when the bone just starts to peek and the rack flexes without snapping. Rest 15–20 minutes tented. Cut, eat, don’t explain it. Enjoy 👍
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Getting ready for Monday workday like… 🤣
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This was the morning alarm. No snooze. Just those eyes.🐾
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The original Carpenter already said no. Water into wine was the deal. Happy Sunday. ☕️☀️
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The gold got stuck in the thorns and refused to leave. Saguaro just stood there and let the sky prove it. Arizona Saturday. Done right. GN 🙏
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How’s your day going? Me:
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Daisy didn’t clock out. She’s waiting on her cut. Happy National Pancake Day.
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Whole sky laid down in a ditch and waited. Saturday didn’t whisper. It flexed. Every day’s a gift. This one came in swinging.
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Wheel’s covered. Drink’s covered. GN. That’s the briefing. 🙏
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“Come Again.” Not after lunch shows up in a Fancy Feast carton.🤣
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Ellie is watching Daisy. Daisy is watching you. Who’s actually in charge here?🐾
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Starting Friday like I lined the Lites up to stomp every last one and took the trash cans instead. Cowboy boots. Full send. Garage lost. 😆
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