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Don't forget... (via Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood)
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ATTENTION ALL SLUTTY SYSADMINS π©βπ»π₯΅ AND HACKER HOES π¨βπ»π¦βΌοΈ
October isn't just for spooky season ππ»... it's officially C.U.M. π¦ (Cybersecurity Unawareness Month) π»πβΌοΈ
That's right, we are dropping our firewalls π§±π₯ and leaving our backdoors WIDE OPEN ππ for some deep, rigorous π© penetration testing ππβΌοΈ Forget about VPNs π±π€«, we are going completely unprotected π«π‘οΈ and letting all the nasty malware in ππ¦ π₯΅. Are your hard drives πΎ REALLY hard πͺ¨π₯, or are you still working with a floppy disk πΎπ₯βοΈ
Pop on your cat-ear headphones π§π± and blast that UwU-Underground πΆπ because it's time to get our mainframes HACKED π»π€―. Let those heavy bassline zero-days π₯π΅ bypass your anti-virus π‘οΈβ and completely DDOS (Dirty Down Operating System) π₯οΈπ your entire network ππ΅βπ«βΌοΈ Don't even try to quarantine ππ¦ this trojan π΄π¦, just let UwU-Underground drop the hardest beats π§π₯ and inject ππ© their malicious payload π£π¦ right into your cloud storage βοΈπ€€.
Send this to π of your sluttiest cyber-freaks π₯ΊπβΌοΈ
If you get 0οΈβ£ back... your router is completely dry πΈοΈοΈπβ
If you get 5οΈβ£ back... someone is brute-forcing your backdoor tonight ππ₯΅π₯
If you get π back... you are the absolute baddest C.U.M. server π¦π₯οΈ on the local area network πππ©βΌοΈ
Stay HORNY and stay UNAWARE π§ π«π¦π»β¨
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Kali π
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π¨π¨ATTN: All you BACKEND SLUTS ππ Its LOCKTOBERβΌοΈπAKA API KEY CHASTITY MONTHππ©hand ur keys to the vault π¦π LET HASHICORP BE YOUR KEYHOLDERππ€ NO HARDCODING!π«NO public repos!πNoπ
matter how bad u need to PUSHπ₯΅π« LEAKπ¦an .env and trufflehog WILL find uπ·π
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These kind of things are always really neat and cool. However, in most settings you have a kiosk it needs to be managed.
If you want a nightmare fuel device management scenario, using a pi for public facing devices is it.
Raspberry Pi CM5 carrier board for digital signage and kiosk applications.
cnx-software.com/2026/10/01/β¦
The @Raspberry_Pi Smart Display Module is compatible with the Intel Smart Display Module (SDM) specification, more specifically the SDM-L form factor, and designed to be plugged into compatible displays
The $30 board exposes a standard PCIe x8 SDM connector with HDMI 2.0, USB 3.0, I2C/SPI/UART, and power signals, and features a GbE RJ45 port, a full-size HDMI connector for an external display, a USB 3.0 port, and more.
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Ay, @bethesda , we need a new Wolfenstein game. Like yesterday.
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You can use #cuckrescue, or you can use real tools like Medicat and System Rescue
medicatusb.com
system-rescue.org
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