Love my country. Love my family. Love my animals. Small things in life are all I need and all that matter. Learn to swim. I post random crap. 🇺🇸

Connecticut, USA
I’m on a new mission. I’m still a patriot who will never stop fighting for her country. But this is important. My mom taught me this. And I want to hear from others that I helped them. Hiccups. They suck. And to get rid of them, drink water like this.
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My best friend paid for a dermaplaning facial today. I just went with the flow even though a young woman was taking a blade to my face. I would never pay as much money as she did for this, but I said what the hell. I have zero regrets. It was amazing and my face looks and feels amazing. All because my son is getting married on Friday, I’ve already gotten my hair done. I’m getting my nails done tomorrow and I had my facial today. I have gone years without ever doing any of this. In fact, I’ve never had a facial. I’ve decided to enjoy being pampered for once in my life. I did get my dress on clearance from $350 to $68 so at least there is that!
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I can smell the coffee brewing. I want it so bad. But I need coffee to wake up enough to go downstairs to get coffee. Morning!
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OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Might be the best one yet!! OMFG😅🤣😂😅🤣😂😅🤣😂
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Bernie Sanders is the reason why so many hate Jews. It’s so obvious and profoundly sad. He doesn’t care.
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My liberal neighbor’s son is allegedly watching my dog and cat while I’m away for two days. She has already told me how many problems her son who was supposed to watch my animals, is having. I feel like I’m going have to come back back-and-forth from my son‘s wedding and not drink a glass of wine so I can drive because I don’t trust them. What a terrible feeling. Seriously, wtf? Sigh. I don’t need the stress right now. I need somebody that’s going to take good care of my animals without drama. It’s so hard to live in a freaking blue state. Good God help me.
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Is there a plastic surgery for a turkey neck? Asking for Kamala. And myself in 10 years. SERIOUS question.
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Christa Pike is a stubborn biatch.
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Catherine retweeted
The animosity between generations that goes on here is wild Seems to be mostly Boomers and Gen Z Luckily, Gen X is awesome, and everyone knows not to mess with us
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People the world over are blaming the orange boogeyman for problems that existed decades before he ever held office. It’s a convenient excuse to cover up their crimes and corruption. They all need to get their houses in order before they point fingers.
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It’s so funny, whenever I post about AI or anything techy I get a bunch of nerds that make fun of me for not fully understanding Yet who do they call when a pipe bursts in their house? Or they want a deck built? Or a new roof This guy. Yes it’s true I don’t fully understand all the AI nuances, but at least I can still repair, maintain, and rebuild real life things. So how about you explain my flaws of understanding or lead me down the right path instead of just calling me an idiot
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I finally figured out the X algorithm. Post something controversial. Something that you know 50% are going to be against you and 50% are going to be with you. Was not intentional! I have never made a dime on this site and don’t plan to, but for some reason, my recent controversial about suicide had over a half of 1 million views right now and many of the comments are disturbing. And God forbid, don’t make the fatal mistake of saying, week instead of weak 🤷🏼‍♀️ 🤣
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How can a father do this to his daughter? I’m sorry for your loss but my God why aren’t you pissed off h me left you and your mother like he did? It’s tragic. You deserved better. x.com/angelinechxpman/status…
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I’m watching this true crime documentary about a man who likes to wear women’s underwear. He’s been stalking a woman for 22 years. And they are portraying him as mentally ill. How interesting because anyone who’s a man that wants to wear women’s clothing and makeup is mentally ill. 🤦🏼‍♀️ this documentary took place in the 80s.
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My best friend jumped off a bridge 15 years ago, to her death. She left three young girls. I will never understand, nor will I ever accept it. Committing suicide is the peek act of selfishness. She might be at peace. But no one who loved her will never rest until they’re dead too. Don’t do it. Just don’t.
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Thanks for pointing my talk text typo out. Feel better now?
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Karen? 🤣
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Sounds like a liberal.
Jellyfish are so simple they don’t even have brains. They lack the capacity for reasoning, critical thinking, or complex decision-making. They cannot form thoughts or understand what’s happening around them. They merely react to stimuli through a primitive network of nerves.
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I”m th quean ov tyipos 🤷🏼‍♀️
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I got my mop. I’ll be busy tomorrow. I now have a mission.
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I made the bacon. He made the cheeseburgers. Team work. Yum.
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I stopped reading at “democratic candidate.” (I got the text, but the cell phone is in my husband’s name for all those that are about to question why it says Robert). Why do they all look the same?!?! Anyone have a good response I should give or nah? 🤣
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