Philly boy goes to Hollywood to sell his soul ... Still looking for a buyer.
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I’ve seen these AI videos done for other shows and now it’s our turn. facebook.com/reel/9526019912…
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Marco Rubio: "Iranians are radical religious lunatics."
Also the White House faith advisor:
Chebureki Man
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40 years ago today, on September 23, 1986, "a bizarre cop satire" called "Sledge Hammer!" debuted on ABC. In the ensuing years, I've enjoyed seeing the character keep rematerializing in unexpected places...
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IT’S HERE!!! 🥳🍻
Just in time for the equinox (IYKYK. And soon, you will. 😈)
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Woke up to this!! 🥳 preorder link: amzn.to/3Tg1DhB paperback available tomorrow at midnight!!
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Jeffery Simmons was taunting Eagles fans in the crowd grabbing his crotch and yelling “SUCK MY D**K” after the Titans took the lead late in the 4th.
A few minutes later he was congratulating Jalen Hurts on the win.
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A dramatic road victory for Philadelphia 🦅
@JalenHurts caught up with our @Kristina_Pink after the @Eagles completed the comeback in the final seconds
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No Saquon or Goedert and an anemic offensive line. No timeouts, goes 65 yards in less than 2 minutes to take the lead.
Take a bow, Jalen Hurts. Wow.
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if someone says jalen has an elite ol you are legally allowed to hit them with a car
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“FUCK YOU”
— Jalen Hurts to Jeffery Simmons with the game on the line (basically)
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Yes, he tossed two interceptions, but I don’t think anyone can sincerely criticize Hurts after this game. Pretty damned clutch.
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Today on Ralph's Sex U, the finest cinematic parodies ever committed to film. @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J are treating this with the scholarly respect it deserves on #TheRalphReport. Strokimon? This is academic.
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This week’s TRR Citizen of the Week goes to Hyrox competitor Joanna! The Garmy salutes you. Catch the full honor on #TheRalphReport with @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J!
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We have laser eye surgery. Laser printers. Laser pointers for cats. Still, it’s not what we all really want… @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J discuss this disappointment on #TheRalphReport with Hello Death.
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Damn. It's welcome change of pace to hear a politician that isn't an idiot.
Ossoff: "But Donald Trump basically says, 'we're going to sit on our hands and hope for the best.' And remember, he's conflicted. 1789 Capital -- I mentioned that venture firm that Don Jr is a partner in. They've invested heavily in AI labs ... the president is compromised."
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In 1899 Henry Bliss became the first person in the United States to be killed by an automobile. He stepped off a streetcar and that was that. @RalphGarman, @EddiePence & Queen J are covering this and more on #TheRalphReport!
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