I play games and I make puns. Terrible, terrible puns. Constitutional Conservative. Anti-Environmentalist whose carbon footprint is far less than Al Gore's.
Right behind you.
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Charlie Berens Hosts Rally for the Valley (Tornado Relief Benefit) youtube.com/live/5Qqu2Myxmms… via @YouTube
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Have people learned nothing from Christmas? The longer you drag out an event, the less special it becomes.
It is FAR too early for Halloween decorations. Stop it.
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"It is missing the monkey."
"Just one piece... that doesn't seem significant."
"The game is called Monkey Palace."
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We need more entertainment like this.
Episode 4: Mary Sue Thinks the Villain Is Misunderstood
Produced by @capcutapp using Seedance 2.5
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Is it too much to ask that people actually reread what they type on here to see if it actually makes sense?
I've been on for less than five minutes and already the number of unreadable posts I've come across has reached double digits.
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Work Quote of the Day : "Neither of these sets are actually LEGO. But I'm thinking of combining them so we can sell Five Nights at Hello Kitty."
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Friday Ambush Stream of Streaminess! youtube.com/live/ph6v62qLvYs… via @YouTube
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Okay, this might actually get me back into theaters.
youtube.com/watch?v=A7lyvgnD…
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Some cooking tips for your July 4th celebration:
youtube.com/shorts/iKEQXu4Wv…
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This Fourth of July could I ask that anyone wanting to send up personal fireworks, could you not do so during the main show.
First, it's distracting. Second less people are going to enjoy it.
Do it before or after so more people can see it. Get the most bang for your buck.
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Work Quote : "Are you counting the pallets off the trailer like the Count from Sesame Street?"
"Are you saying you don't?"
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Giving a trout out to @toys_retro.
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Congratulations @Walmart on convincing me NOT to buy something online. You want to put THAT many hoops to jump through just to purchase one item. No. Not going to do it. You do not get the sale.
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Thanks @KwikTrip for the food poisoning. Won't ever be eating a fish sandwich again.
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Note when buying second hand, use your nose.
Might save yourself some serious cleaning time to get that smoke smell out.
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Okay, we don't need EVERYBODY... just enough costumes for the people gathered around the landing site.
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