Levon Honkers is the author of TACKY (2021) and the forthcoming SLOPPY (2025), as well as co-host of the podcast Low Culture Boil. She lives in Brooklyn.

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i am going to miss you for the rest of my life ❤️
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NEW: this woman told this man not to come over, and he did so anyway, and then on top of that he raped her. and somehow this is a gotcha against politico
NEW: Politico knew at the time of publication precisely what Jenny Racicot texted to Graham Platner but deliberately omitted it from their article. Racicot, according to the lead Politico reporter on the story, told Platner she “needed her glute massaged.” He told her he was coming right over; she responded by telling him not to do so, but he came over quickly. Whether this detail is important to you or not, it is a shocking breach of journalistic ethics by Politico and CNN not to include it in their coverage. Story at Drop Site to follow.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king retweeted
tmz ppl having all the cannon dc experiences of a white girl from tenleytown circa 2012
DC people — if you’re looking for a sweet treat to cap off the weekend, look no further than Georgetown Cupcake. Absolutely phenomenal!
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proof of life + 4 years sober today 💋
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we have this exotic thing here that maybe hasn’t made it ‘across the pond’ yet it’s called jewish people
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why is everyone dunking on this. many's the time i've worn underwear as i worked out in my bedroom, causing husband Sean to hit the like button
Hilaria Baldwin, 41, wears underwear as she works out in her bedroom causing husband Alec to hit the like button trib.al/DT24Sf6
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hard to say what my favorite part of the OP is. i think it's 'causing'
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you aren't 'making' 'art' when you plug nonsense into AI and it spits out an ugly little picture fyi. that's called 'going on the computer'
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'sex is disgusting and humiliating' promise?? 🥺
sex with a man under the hetero-patriarchy will always be disgusting and humiliating for a woman. we're socially programmed to romanticize sex, to worship the phallus, but none of that romance stands to any meaning when men, your husbands and boyfriends, see you as a sex object
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i don't think i started really looking forward to my gym visits until like a year and a half in, it works if you work it lol
i’ve been going to the gym for 10 months consistently now and i STILL don’t enjoy it. i don’t look forward to it. someone please give me the hack
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if someone took me aside and said hey rax that dumb flash tattoo you got for $50 when you were 19 is actually a nazi symbol. i would be at the shop getting it covered before they got the sentence all the way out. i would blow red lights the whole way there
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i didn't think social media could surprise me anymore but it really, truly surprises me that people are asking what i'm referring to. we truly are all being siloed into shitty little cells that have no contact with each other all day long on here
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which one of you told my husband about police auctions
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bro i could walk a mile in 14 minutes lol
NEW: ICE expects non-LEO recruits to recruits do 15 push-ups, 32 sit-ups, and run 1.5 miles in 14 minutes. A third are failing the test, posing a major challenge to the agency's efforts to scale up.
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'but it's 1.5 miles' ah okay sure my mistake. must be that last half mile that's disabling these paragons of white supremacy
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every time this song comes on, sean lights up and finds someone to tell his theory that the world would be a better place if lenny kravitz had kept making this kind of music instead of pivoting to "Fly Away." and he's right
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i'm always putting my vigorous denial of accusations at the END of the statement
LONDON (AP) — Buckingham Palace says Prince Andrew to stop using titles and honors, including the Duke of York.
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Nose drake: you used to call me on my smell phone
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i mean the thing about this is, who would ever want to have a one-on-one conversation with bill ackman
No word yet from @ZohranKMamdani. He constantly attacks me, most recently in tonight’s debate, yet he is so far unwilling to have a one-on-one public conversation with me. Zohran: Yes or no?
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