Does a person's credibility sink to zero when you see "Social Media Influencer" in their profile for you, too? USAF (20yrs) + DHS (17yrs)
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- Followers 2,092
- Likes 109,404
Sweet Cheeses! The thirsty Asian hoes are out in force today!!!! My "BLOCK" button is starting to smoke!!!! (Still hoping Elmo comes up with a filter option based on where accounts are based, i.e., Africa, East Asia, South Asia, Turkey. Yes, Elmo - I'd pay.)
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2026 is on track to be my portfolio's worst performance year of the past four years - and it isn't even close.
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Ever have a mutual follow/follower post something that is so far across the line for you that you unfollow them? What's the protocol? Do you advise them in order that they can unfollow you if they wish to do so?
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He seems nice. Love these little snowflakes who post trash lines this & scramble to hide behind a Block button.
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There's always a Tweet in the closet.......
Dear 2012 Donald,
You’re gonna want to sit down for this one.
Remember when you were pissed that Obama welcomed Xi with a full honor ceremony? Well, buckle the fuck up. Future You is going to personally welcome Xi, gush about what a “great greeting” it was, and then brag that Xi probably thinks your helicopter is the prettiest helicopter ever. 😂
Turns out your biggest political opponent was never Obama. It was your own fucking timeline.
Sincerely,
Your Fucking Receipts 🤣
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Ray Sharradh retweeted
I'm never deleting this app 😭😭
Vikings Trophy Case 🚫🏆🚫
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HARBAUGH: Jameis we’re going to need you to start the last 15 games of the season. you spent the offseason preparing for this right
JAMEIS: of course coach
JAMEIS THIS OFFSEASON:
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Now that I'm getting 10-20 scam AI robocalls with spoofed numbers a day chasing my Medicare digits, I'm assigning my contacts a specific ringtone and declining all other calls. If one of those calls is important, hope they leave a message.
Phone service shouldn't be like this.
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Always loved this 2024 Dolly-Pitbull 9-to-5 collab.
Very danceable, and still - very ♥️Dolly♥️
I'd have never thought to pair Pitbull & Dolly, but lordy - does it work!
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I can't think of any past president that would post such off-the-rails ranting slop as this. Could you imagine if Obama, Biden, or Clinton posted such a rant? He's clearly deeply infatuated with Kaitlan Collins.
I've never seen a grown man so terrified of a woman before
This so-called tough guy is literally shitting his diaper and losing sleep over Kaitlan Collins
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Holy chit! 😮 Someone call 911 ‘cause this dude is on 🔥!
Don’t you dare ask why who you voted matters. Short version is because you’re stupid and you don’t have a memory. We told you more than 1 billion times this was about more than an election. You chose not to listen because you were stuck in echo chambers. #FAFO
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This is a new one on me. An Elon fanboy account based in the US, BUT CONNECTED VIA THE CHINA ANDROID APP?
I still blocked the fukkr.
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Ray Sharradh retweeted
"Holy shit that's a nasty surprise. There are things you expect to cost $500, like a Nintendo Switch, or tix to see Ed Sheeran 2 weeks ago 👀... being able to breathe is not one of them."
John Oliver on our broken health care system ☠️ people unnecessarily. #MedicareForAllNOW
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