Washed Up Penn Stater @barstoolsports | Philly Sports, Star Wars, and River Otter Enthusiast

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Circle this date and mark my words: The Sixers will win the NBA Finals in the 2021-2022 season. I'm calling it right now
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GOOD MORNING, NITTANY NATION! MASSIVE game tonight against the Badgers. With the Big Ten schedule getting underway, this is where we start to learn what this team is all about. Contenders vs. Pretenders, baby. I’m all business today. Can’t wait. Let’s make a statement #WeAre
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The Phillies are really about to choke away the easiest playoff berth imaginable, huh?
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I have so much respect for @BarstoolBigCat. However, the two of us will have no choice but to be enemies for the next three days AT LEAST. Penn State-Wisconsin tomorrow. Eagles-Bears Monday night. May the best man win. And may our friendship recover.
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The Bears fans are tearing themselves apart in this office after Mike just ranked them all on how much they actually love the team. Glad to see they’re all locked in and unified heading into a big Monday night showdown with the Birds!
“I’m a bigger Bears fan than everyone in this office. Like Burns makes content, but I’m a bigger fan. We could go Bear for Bear and I would name 10x more Bears than him” - Maserati Mike (once told me he could roll a 300 so we added him to the stream then he was the worst bowler)
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I’m so glad you asked, Jeff. Here’s my official review of the Olivia Rodrigo Pink Baja Blast.
Replying to @RealCGriff
Well how is it
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LeBron James talking about how he wants to help Joel Embiid complete the Process and win a championship. I have tears in my eyes.
Mind the Game
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Holy shit. I will be getting one TONIGHT.
Taco Bell has launched its Pink Baja Blast nationwide in the US in collab with Olivia Rodrigo The drink combines tropical lime with pink lemonade
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You think this is a game?
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Words can’t describe how jealous I am of Nick Fasoli. This is insane. This is why we VIVA.
“Was Fasoli on camera this year?” -LeBron James
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I don’t know if I’ve ever felt worse than I did in this moment. I am so sorry @Jerrythekid21. Please answer my texts.
Mostly Sports With Mark Titus & Brandon Walker
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I’m hoping to make it to the movies three times in the next week. A lot of shit to see. Movie #1: I wasn’t expecting this to get to me as much as it did. I shed a tear on MULTIPLE occasions. Really, really endearing film.
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I grew up watching DeSean Jackson. We had him on @wakeupbarstool this morning, so I panicked and asked him a question about being mentioned in the 2012 hit film Silver Linings Playbook. That was the best I could do in the moment. I don’t regret it, though.
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Ebo’s body is in shambles after football last night, but he’s powering through. We’re live for @wakeupbarstool. Gonna need all the E-Bros to tune into FS1 for him right now.
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We’re live for another Pros vs. Joes on @StoolAfterDark! Flag football presented by @paramountplus is starting up right now. TUNE IN: piped.video/live/BeaWJbrrQhY…
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We’re only one month away from LeBron, Jaylen, and the new look Sixers taking the floor in Philly for the first time. Chills.
NBA Slime
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The CG Top 25 rankings have arrived after Week 2 in the National Football League
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Here’s the full recap vlog of the outdoor apartment party. A night we’ll never forget.
They said it couldn’t be done. They said “Connor, you could never recreate your studio apartment on the lakefront and throw a party there.” They were dead wrong. What a night by the concrete beach. Summer isn’t over yet.
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The discourse surrounding Jalen Hurts on this app is totally absurd to me.
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THE CURSE HAS BEEN REVERSED! IT SHOULD HAVE NEVER BEEN THAT DIFFICULT, BUT THE EAGLES HAVE FINALLY WON IN NASHVILLE! THANK GOODNESS!
Philadelphia Eagles
One of the most pathetic halves of football you could imagine. The Eagles just can’t win in Tennessee. They’re cursed.
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OH MY GOD! JALEN HURTS IS A BAD, BAD MAN! THAT’S MY FUCKING QUARTERBACK!
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