RT @malmurrayszn: How it feels to watch Nebraska football

You’re damn right!

Gameday here in Iowa today, let me tell you this O-line is gaping wider than a blonde leaving Giddy up. #Gawks #TonyDiazisMyFavoriteImmagrant

In a world of Mike Gesell’s and Aaron Craft’s, it’s perfect. They look the part, and boy do they play the part. #DanosDailyPicks

Anyone else have severe ED? Man I’m taking Viagra faster than my dog buster licks the peanut butter off the crevices in my scrotum. #Glooksdano

Stopped into the local Culver’s today, man are those burgers buttered. When I asked the custodian to butter my burgers I was given a funny look by that old fluffy hoot from the commercials. I then proceeded to ride my ape-hanger down to the vanilla unicorn to support my daughter.

What’s so bad about that EDP guy anyways? I mean besides being one of those outliers… Anywho he seems like a straight up guy, gets to the point. Not afraid to preach about what he likes. And honestly I’m right there with him. #stayhungry