First ab of fall ball got jammed by a freshman throwing 76 #d3

LeBron’s sixers media day pictures gone be used as a meme in 5 years #propheticvisions

Roommate had a perfect chud yesterday #hof

How it feels walking out of the local dive bar after getting free drinks from somebody’s english teacher and winning 20 bucks on a slot machine

Yea this’ll play #expand

How do yall like your box? I’ll take mine medium rare please #LANK

My buddy (former looper) admitted he’d tip the minimum if he ever took a caddie #yahu

I think I’d give up sex just to be able to hit driver. It’s close. Not partaking in either right now.

Welcome to ground zero of the best football in the country. Dupage County, IL The CC-motherfuckin-IW baby #d3fb

2k look so fire fuck im a nigger😭

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Every now and then I rewatch the greatest video in YouTube history #webgem

Respect the game #expand

This kid will win the club championship at 18 and 21. When he graduates college with no debt, he’ll get a Rolex Submariner and will have already played 24 of the T100 in America. 

His literal first job will be in Wealth Management. His Dad has a 600 person construction company that he built from nothing and fully understands his kid can’t take it over. Knowing this, he gets one of his buddies at the club that happens to manage his companies 401k’s to hire him. His friend can’t say no, because his Dad also referred four other friends with similarly sized businesses. 

The kid will call a handful of prospects per day, shadow the veterans on financial check-up meetings, and learn compliance. He’ll move from playing golf 5 days a week to 3 days. He’ll never send out mailers to randoms for a free dinner at Ruth’s Chris in exchange for 60 minutes of their time. 

At 30, he’ll start inheriting small books of business. Private clubs will be his eco-system for picking up larger clients. By 40, he’ll be set. 15-20 hours in the office a week. The rest of the time he’s hosting or being hosted at nice clubs. 

Braxxton Jackson. America.

3 guarantees in life. Death, taxes, lululemon phantom stain #shrink

Career low 72 today #wgft

Just drove into a dad and son on the green from the tee ~395 yards downwind. How do I even apologize for being that slotted?

When you win the match but your buddy takes the press and tries to dap you up #fuckoutmyface

Can’t wait till I’m getting hammered with the other dads while my sons team loses by way of the mercy in the first game of pool play #futures

Braden Montgomery fucks