StockCats new account - Instincts - Specializing in market satire - FinTwit - Financial Media Critic - Never take investing advice from your neighbor's cat
everyone relax - the administration has assured us that the war will be over soon, gas prices will come down, inflation isn't a problem and AI doesn't pose an existential risk
it's amazing to think that Trillions of Dollars of market cap are dependent on the fact that most people are too uninformed / dumb / lazy to install a couple free ad blockers and never see ads on the Internet ever again
the most important dept. in any public company is where they craft the news releases. This is where a constant flow of potential deals, partnerships and forward-looking statements maintain the appearance of business momentum whether any of it actually comes to pass or not