Risen from Twitter Hell. Non-tRump ex-Republican. Windmill Cancer Survivor. Proud member of The Herd 🐄. Followed by Jesus, proudly blocked by Kari Flake!
Arizona, USA
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Out of respect for our MAGA friends who do not want to eat anything that falls under Halal dietary laws I have composed a small list of things you can no longer eat.
Fruits
Vegetables
Fish with fins and scales
Beef
Chicken
Lamb
Goat
All spices and herbs
Coca-Cola
Pepsi
Water
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I asked GPS for directions today. It told me to make a right on America St, a left on America Dr, a left on America St, pass America St make a left on America Ct, merge into America Rd & Saks America Ave would be on my right. I got lost with all the new name changes.
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Recovering Republican retweeted
Every great leader needs somebody like Natalie Harp around because at the end you don't want to be in that bunker all alone🙏🇺🇸
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Still being ghosted. I've been ghosted as long as Mitch McConnell and Melania have been missing.
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Well, today I got a notification that my account has been restricted due to me possibly being a bot or for spamming but I can’t find out how to get this restriction lifted. So much of Elmo’s “Free Speech.”
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Still shadow banned. I’m sure the next governor of Minnetonka, former crack head and successful bean bag manufacturer Mike The Pillow Lindell, has all the evidence & can prove this is rigged by the deranged Leftists. I’m just waiting for Dinesh D’Souza to release a documentary!
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Leftists say President Trump was "wrong about everything" just because immigrants weren't eating pets, Ukraine and Iran have cards, the cost of food is sky-high, etc. But Biden NEVER would've thought to back a successful businessman to be the next governor of Minnesota imho🙏🇺🇸
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Still on shadow ban. I thank Our Holy Lard and Savior we have Elon, the bigliest proponent of Free Speech in the Universe, to correct this issue.
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To all of those whining about artist's dropping out of the Freedom250 concert:
Ten years ago, Congress established the America 250 foundation to plan our nation's 250th birthday celebration and they've been working on it since.
Trump fired them all and set up his own Freedom 250 celebration focused only on highlighting MAGA and his accomplishments.
These artists were told they were performing at the first only to discover they would be appearing at the second.
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You may want to look up the definition of porn before you call people a dipshit. The point is she’s the only FLOTUS to have ever posed nude and the world has seen her nude. Also, she wasn't a Brooke Shields, Gia Carangi or Cindy Crawford; she was a Katya - A party girl.
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