So, here I am, drying my dog with a hair dryer after taking him out poop and then, all of a sudden, we got caught in a fucking downpour, I'm the luckiest
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I’m standing on public transport with a dirty old man next to me who’s watching porn? yep, that’s happening and I hate it here
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Just finished a overwatch's match and wanted to say "ggs" (good game) but my fat finger pressed the letter F and I didn't even realize until was too late, so I ended up sending "fggs" in chat, anyways I probably got 4 cute reports tonight for being stupid
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Average player from the united states as soon as they hear my latin accent in overwatch
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Currently sobbing my eyes out and hugging my dog while seeing at all the posts from people showing their love for their departed pets, setting up altars and offerings for the día de muertos for so many angels! so much love, what a beautiful and heart warming tradition ❤️🩹
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I don't know why the word "papi" is so fucking horrendous to me, everytime someone uses it referring to me I just wanna run and hang myself
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